John: There is no wrong answer, just tell me your thoughts- When life gives you lemons what do you do with them?
Roger: I squirt them in Freddie's eyes.
Freddie: *from hole in the ceiling* Wrong answer!
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Brian: *is crying*
Freddie: Honey, what's wrong?
Brian: Nothing, I am fine.
Roger: *gets abnormally close to Freddie's face* He's not fine.
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Freddie: Hey, Rog.
Roger: Hey, babe are ready for tonight *wink, wink*
Freddie: No, uhm are you feeling okay?
Roger: Oh, sorry I thought you were my car.
Brian: What exactly are you doing with that car?
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Roger: I feel so bad.
Brian: Why?
Roger: Because earlier when Freddie was choking, instead of helping him I accidentally said,"shut the fuck up."
John: How did y- I'm not even gonna ask.
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Roger: Guess what happened?!
John: What now?
Roger: I got in trouble for forging my own signature.
John: Roger you spelled your name Rogah Taylah.
Roger: Oh wait.
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[Good Company (my fanfiction) reference]
Freddie: *coughs*
John: Aah, corona-virus.
Freddie: No, dear, it's the rona.
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Roger: I don't think you sleep enough.
Brian: You're probably right.
Freddie: *pokes Brian in the eye*
Brian: What was that for?
Freddie: You fell asleep for a second there.
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John: *laughs at a joke*
Freddie: Oh my gosh, I love you.
Brian: That was so cute.
Roger: Holy fuck that was precious.
John: *laughs uncomfortably*
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Brian: Hey, Fred.
Freddie: Hey, Brian-poo
Brian: What did you just call me.
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Roger: *in lingerie* Do I look beautiful?
Freddie: No.
Roger: *changes into masculine boxers* You wanna go?
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John: My biggest inspirations are Brian and Freddie.
Roger: *holds up fists*
John: And Roger, Roger too
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Brian: *recording '39*Take one.
Freddie: In the year of 69 assemb-
Brian: It's 39, not 69.
Freddie: In the year of 69 came a ship in-
John: Why don't you sing it, Brian.
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Roger: Wanna have some fun?
Brian: *has concussion* No
Roger: Don't shun it.
Freddie: *Blows whistle*
John: Fun it!
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Brian: Let's hit the road.
*5 minutes later*
Roger: *is hitting the road with a stick*
Brian: What the- Roger.
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John: Can I wear your shirt?
Brian: Sure thing.
Freddie: Never did I think I would see you in a dress.
John: I'm not- Oh my
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Brian: Freddie, Brian wants to know if you hate Brian.
Freddie: Are you talking in third person?
Brian: Brian really likes his name
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