Roger: *has glasses on his head* Where the hell are my glasses?

Freddie: If you pay me 39 dollars I'll help you find them.

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John: *falls in the parking lot*

Freddie: *takes him the hospital*

Roger: *falls in the parking lot* OWWW

Freddie: Shut up, Rog. You're such an attention seeker. 

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Brian: *has a high fever* I'm not feeling too good.

Roger: You are such an ass you always are being over-dramatic. 

Roger: *stubs his toe* FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER OWWWWWW

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John: *is crying*

Brian: What's wrong, baby?

John: I'm the loser of the band.

Freddie: No, no, darling you are a fat bottomed boy who makes the rockin' world go 'round. 

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Roger: Have I ever told you about my medical condition.

Brian: No.

Roger: I can't drink water.

John: Why is that?

Roger: Cause I might drown someone.

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Freddie: Brian, look what I bought you a blanket that is extremely large. 

Brian: Why?

Freddie: Well, I felt bad because you can't sleep because your blankets aren't large enough.

Brian: No, I can't sleep because you are always trying to put blankets on me in the middle of the night.

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Roger: Truth or dare?

Freddie: Dare

Roger: I dare you to dare me to make out with Brian.

Brian: I-

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Brian: *Holds door for Deaky* after you

John: No, after you. 

Freddie: Move aside, darlings.

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Brian: You all have such unhealthy habits.

Roger: *smoking* Shut up you liar.

Freddie: *drinking beer* No we are so healthy.

John: *eating butter* I know, Brian. We are indeed naughty. 

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