"Brian, calm down!" Obama screamed.
"I can't. I just can't."
"Why not, Brian?" Obama reared up.
"I see...a feminist." Brian answered.
He quickly took out his meninist shirt, buttons, posters and handed them out.
No one wanted them but Brian continued.
Obama took Brian's hand, he held it and kissed it.
"Brian, it's okay. I think your masculine enough."
Brian blushed and looked away.
Soon after two hours of everyone avoiding brain, diamond cash bag came back with his armed locked with a brunette hottie.
"Brian, this is marinara. She's an indie artist. You might of heard her new hit singles 'yeah, man' and 'beanie falling off my head'"
Brian shook her hand.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Brian and this is my bo-FRIEND. MY FRIEND. JUST MY FRIEND. OBAMA."
Just then a girl came up to them, smacked shreks hairy ass, and introduced herself as Rowan.
"Hey, ya'll. I'll probably try and get sexual with you." Everyone ignored her.
"THIS JUST IN! OBAMA AND I ARE DATING. TOGETHER!" Screamed diamond cash bag.
I could see envy in Brian's eyes.
