Rowjob couldn't stop winking at the holy father, he was so attractive.
"If no one objects, you may kiss the groom of gloom!" Tim leaned into kiss Obama.
Before their lips could touch, Brian brushed diamond cashbag off his shoulder!
"I OBJECT!"
Brian quickly ran up to the alter, pushed Tim the fuck away and kissed Obama.
Their lips collided, it was kind of nasty. Like a hot pocket trying to get all of the pollution out of the sea. "You're the one, Brian!" Obama cheered. Obama finally realized that him and Brian were meant to be.
Diamond cashbag was tearing up and sobbing into Rowjobs shoulder.
Everyone stood up and clapped.
"Their life is so perfect! Why are all the hot ones gay?" Trish said while wiping her tear drops off her tattoo tear drop.
