Obama finally let Brian down, in the toy section.
"I have one ball, ONE! I'm almost a woman. This can't be happening." Brian screamed.
"Don't worry, I can fix this." Obama ran off.
When we came back, he has a stapler, a ziploc, and a jug of 2% milk
Obama filled the ziploc with milk.
"Here." Obama said, while stapling the bag onto where his other testicle was cut off.
Brian screamed in pain but was truly greatsful.
"How could I ever repay you?" Brian lusted for Obama but didn't want to make it obvious.
Obama leaned in for a kiss but before his Kylie Jenner lips could touch Brian's, a little girl screamed.
"See you later, Brian. I gotta go..help with tills!" Obama wiped the blush off his face.
"Bye.." Brian was legitimately disappointed AND covered in milk/blood.
But life was good.
