TWO MONTHS L8R
Ring rang ding dang.
"Obama"
"HEy, Brian..been a while? Two months, I think?"
"Precisely." Brian said.
"Tim and I are getting married. You should SO totally come."
"So not going to happen."
"Great. You're totally on the list." Obama hung up.
brian needed to show up with a totally hot date. Someone who'll make Obama jealous.
Brian picked up the phone and dialled 1-800-YOU-WISH.
"Ro-" before Brian could finish, Rowjob hung up and went on with her day being the teenage bitch.
Brian would have called marinara but she was pregnant with hunky monkeys twins.
"EY YO DAWG ID LOVE TO!" Said diamond cashbag.
"Pick you up @ 7" Brian said.
@7
"Hot damn. You look good."
Brian scanned diamond cashbag with his eyes.
"Thanks, I'm tails. From sonic now get in the finking car."
The car ride was extremely awkward, especially when diamond cashbag started rubbing Brian's thigh which made him hit two ladies.
When they got to the wedding, they exited the car and headed inside to the church.
"BRIAN! DC! You both look great, thank you for following the furry themed wedding idea..unlike, some people!" Tim glared at Rowjob and marinara. Hunkey monkey flippe off Tim.
"Thank you all for coming, lets get started!" Said the holy father.
