Elline: M-Merry...Merry Christmas ev...everyone!
Stella: Thanks, and Merry Christmas!
Tetra: ...guys-
Gwen: Oh....in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, it's snowing on my island...I'm gonna try to make a snowman...
Tetra: Guys.
Tahria: Christmas is such a beautiful time of the year, don't you agree Nahlia?
Nahlia: I couldn't agree more to be honest...
Briella: Maybe we could go outside and...I dunno, probably make a really cool snow fort!
Tetra: Ugh, GUYS!!
Elline: E-E-Eeep!
Tahria: W-What is it Tetra?..
Tetra: What, in the name of Atua, is Christmas?!
Everyone: ...
Amber: You don't know what Chwistmas is?! (You don't know what Christmas is?!)
Tetra: No...is this why there is a literal tree on our base? And also to why it smells like Pinecones?
Jade: You...really don't know? That's sad..
Tetra: Hush your mouth!
Elline: I-I'll explain, Christmas is a...a holiday that p-people celebrate. It's where you p-put up a tree i...in your house and....and decorate it. But the m-man reason why.....why people c-celebrare Christmas is f-for the birth of Jesus.
Tetra: That's it?
Stella: Actually there's one more thing! On Christmas Eve, or December 24, this guy named Santa comes to your house and drops off presents by the Christmas Tree! So then when Christmas Day comes around, or December 25, we all open them! A lot of kids believe in him too!
Elline: H-Hey, I believe in him, a...and I'm not a...a k-kid!
Tetra: Wait wait wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that some dude named Santa breaks in and enters your house, and you let him do so because he said he had something for your kids....
Tahria: Uhhhh...
Briella: Well, when you out it like that...
Tetra: I mean like, am I wrong?
Nahlia: Thanks, you've officially ruined Christmas for me. I'm gonna go in my room and chill with Mr. Fuzz. *she walks away*
Tetra: Who's Mr. Fuzz?
Daisy: He is the team's pet. A spider, with wings...
Amber: A Spidew with wings?! (A Spider with wings?!)
Tetra: Ooh! Hey Nastia, can I let i-
Nahlia: If you touch him, I WILL break your fingers, and I will not hesitate to do so! *continues to walk away*
Tetra: ..alright then....
Elline: Um, does everyone w...wanna go o-outside and play in th-the snow?
Amber: Yay!
Amygdala: I guess....
Sophie: Definitely!
Briella: Oh! I wanna make a really cool snow fort!
*Everyone walks outside*
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Yay! Christmas chapter completed! So, originally, I was gonna have this out on Christmas day, but I got busy, not only with finishing this, but also with other things and I wasn't able to post this story then. But I finished it today, and...Merry Christmas! Now with that out of the way, I hope every single one of you have an amazing rest of your day/night! Bye-Bye! See you in the next chapter!!!! And again,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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