Everyone: *just being chill*
The Author: Some-
Everyone: ...
The Author: *kicks down the door* -Body once told me the wor-
Elline: *screams
Daisy: She's back...
The Author: Hello again, everyo-
Tetra: Oh. My. Goodness. Ew! What IS that...that THING?!
Stella: They're The Author.
Tetra: Of this story?
Gwen: ..yeah....
Briella: Ok, what is it this time Author?
The Author: Isn't it obvious?
Briella: Uhh...
Nahlia: *sighs* Briella, they're here because this book has reached 300 Reads.
Briella: Wh-What, really?!
Tahria: Ok, seriously Bri, did you forget that The Author came everytime we get 100 more Reads?
Briella: Oh...man, I'm stupid!
The Author: You sure are- anyway-
Briella: Huh?
The Author: >:(
Briella: :I
The Author: *clears their throat* As I was saying, take a look at this!
The Author: I also happen to see that this book now has a cover! Pretty cool! Just, um, try to make the words just a tad bit smaller, so the R in randomness can actually fit.
Briella: Yeah, I'm working on that..
The Author: And also, I like the idea of each letter, being a color of a member, but try only doing that with the current members, and not future members. Ok?
Daisy: F-Future members? What do you mean by that?
The Author: Whoops! My bad. Hehe..
Stella: So, each color represents a member? Like, the brown E represents me?
The Author: Yep!
Elline: A...A-And the white L represents me?
The Author: Yeah!
Nahlia: So then, the rose gold N, the scarlet A, and the lavender O. What do they mean?
Tahria: Are they future members that we don't know about?
The Author: Maybe...
Tetra: Well, if that's a possibility, the least you can do is tell me about the rainbow S.
The Author: Huh?
Tetra: Are you deaf or something?! I said, tell me about the rainbow S!
Nahlia: Are you blind Tetra? It's not rainbow, there isn't even orange!
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Legends of Stationary Randomnes
DiversosThis story was inspired by TheGameBoi. Their Legion of Stationary Randomness book is the reason this story exists. I recommend that you go check out their story Legion of Stationary Randomness, it's really good. It can be very funny, and sometimes l...