Author's note: SpongeBob never learned how to drive. In this he does know however.
💙Y/N POV💙
Sunday had arrived. You were getting ready for SpongeBob to pick you up.
"Y/N! You look good tod- that sounds weird... you know what I mean."
"Hah! It's all good."
You and SpongeBob drove to his house.
"Oh! This must be your snail?"
"Yep. His name's Gary."
You and him messed around, playing with Gary, eating snacks, whatever friends would do when all of a sudden...
❤Squidward's POV ~ Timeskip to 3 PM (2 hours before you arrived at SpongeBob's house)❤
I went to Patrick's house. He's even more of an imbecile, but as SpongeBob's best friend, he knows him as a person.
"Hey! Patrick!"
"Hey Squidward? What'ya need?"
"SpongeBob helped you date Sandy right? I want to repay the favour. He likes a girl, I think her name is Y/N or something."
"I see..."
💙Y/N POV ~ 6 PM (An hour after you arrived at SpongeBob's house)💙
That cashier guy, you think his name was Squidward, and some other guy arrived.
SpongeBob welcomed them.
"Hey guys!"
The other guy spoke.
"Heya! Oh and hi... sorry I don't know your name..."
"Me? It's Y/N."
"Oh uh... I'm that cashier guy. Squidward."
You could tell he was introverted.
"Hi Squidward!"
SpongeBob cut the conversation.
"Anyways... come in! Uh sorry, Y/N are you good with this?"
"Yep!"
They came inside, and they seemed sweet. You noticed Squidward was introverted, and Patrick was SpongeBob's closest friend.
Then... the worst thing possible happened.
Patrick pushed SpongeBob causing him to fall on you. It took you an entire second to notice something...
SPONGEBOB ACCIDENTALLY KISSED YOU!!!
"S-sorry Y/N."
Patrick and Squidward giggled.
"Did you stonebrains know this was going to happen?!"
You laughed.
"Calm down SpongeBob! It was just a harmless prank."
❤Timeskip to the end of the day❤
"Hey! Squidward!"
"Huh? Oh Y/N. Sorry for the prank... if you felt uncomfy."
"No it was okay! I know it was just a joke."
SpongeBob was going to drive you home.
"Y/N! Are you coming?"
YOU ARE READING
SpongeBob x Reader (JOKE)
HumorSorry if this is bad, I'm new to writing. Also this is ironic.
