SpongeBob x Reader (JOKE)

Brothers

It was the morning after you and SpongeBob had that "Cooking Session". He approached you.

"Hey! Did you fall asleep? I didn't..."

"Huh- oh yeah I did. Last night was pretty fun!"

"I agree! I'm not working this Sunday. Do you want to meet up at my house?"

"Yeah!"

"Great, although I do have a snail, so if you're allergic-"

"Oh don't worry, I'm only allergic to nuts."

"Okay! I can pick you up. Whats your address?"

"54 Snail Coral Street."

"Alright! I'll see you at 3 pm on Sunday. I need to wash the dishes now!"

Author's note: I've started to read wattpad more often, so I've gotten used to story writing. I'm going to start using other character's POVS.

☕ Squidward's POV☕

SpongeBobs always been a nuisance to me, but over the years he's became a brother. Me and Patrick wish the best for him. That girl he met... they seem to be happy together.
SpongeBob was a wingman to both me and Patrick. Maybe I could help him...

I walked into the kitchen.

"SpongeBob, you imbecile! That girl likes you!"

"What?!?! Squidward we aren't made for each other?"

"Oh relax neanderthal. I know you like her. She likes you back. If you helped me I'm helping you. That's what brothers do."

SpongeBob eyes shined. I must have made him happy or something.

"Fine. If you think we're brothers... I do like her. I don't know why, she's just... different."

"She feels the same way. Oh also, I know you two met up last night. My cappuccino machine had different settings, and Krabs isn't the cappuccino type of guy."

"How would you know she likes me? You don't have the sixth sense!"

"I know people, I'm an observer. But sure, you shouldn't take my advice. Never ask her out. Never confess. Just wait for her to make the move. SpongeBob, when you walked into this restaurant, you had to convince yourself you could be a frycook. Do the same in this case."

I walked out of the kitchen.

Author's note: Hopefully I'll use every character's POV in this story.