How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters

How to Annoy Hermione Granger

1. Tell her you know her NEWT grades and she has all T's.

2. Say that Ron would rather date you.

3. Read her diary aloud in the Great Hall. Make sure the Slytherins hear.

4. Tell her she should've been a Slytherin.

5. Whenever she gets mad, ask her if it's her time of the month.

6. Snog Ron!

7. Tell her "that cat" doesn't like her impersonating it. Make her apologize. (COS incident with the Polyjuice....)

8. Repeatedly tell her, in response to all her mysterious questions, an explanation involving someone disapparating out of Hogwarts.

9. Have Rita Skeeter tail her, as a beetle, and "get the scoop on her and Ron's secret romance".

10. Steal her potions notes.

11. Steal all her school skirts and cut them really short.

12. Put a sign on her back that says "I hate house elves". Use a permanent sticking charm.

13. Keep comparing her to a beaver.

14. Repeatedly tell her that she's close-minded and that the Hallows do exist, thank you very much.

15. Make her teach Ron how to use a muggle telephone, computer, etc.

16. Buy her a really ugly dress for her birthday.

17. Copy her whole essay.

18. Tell her she has the emotional range of a teaspoon.

19. Stick my little pony toys all over her dormitory.

20. Ask when she and Draco broke off the relationship- in front of Ron.

21. Style her hair and make it really ugly.

22. Bring her to a muggle tatoo shop and make her get a tatoo with the Dark Mark on it.

23. Call her a mudblood.

24. While she sleeps, move her and her bed into the Great Hall using the locomotor spell.

25. Ask why she hates Harry so much.

26. At Christmas time, when she and anyone are standing next to each other, run over, stick mistletoe on the ceiling above them, and insist they kiss.

27. Chop her hair off.

28. Ask how many kids she and Ron plan on having.

29. Brew Polyjuice potion to look like her. Do really reckless things that you can then blame on her.

30. Ask her what her parents were thinking when they named her.

31. Ask to borrow her time turner.

32. Say Proffessor Trelawney predicted she'll fail all her classes....

33. Tell her that all House-Elves have planned a rebellion against her.

34. Attatch pictures of Gilderoy Lockhart on all of her belongings.

35. Tease her aboout Viktor.

36. Sing "Hermione and Ron sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G..."

36. Get Rita Skeeter to do an interview with her.

37. Burn down the Library.

38. Change the grades so that she gets lower grades than Harry, Ron, and Neville.

39. Secretly get her engaged/married to Draco.

40. Secretly get her engaged/married to Snape.

41. Get Proffessor Umbrige to get a decree against brown-haried girls using the Library.

42. Get Ron and Harry to finally read Hogwarts A History and continously recite it.

43. Say "spew" instead of S.P.E.W.

44. Make sure that Proffessor Trewlenary teaches all of her classess (except Potions).

45. Transfer her to Slytherin.

46. Give her a tape-recording of nothing but the name Fleur on it repeating over and over again.

47. Take away her Arithamcy book.

48. Shorten her robes till they vialate the school dress code.

49. Tell her that studying is overrated.

50. Don't stop talking about Quidditch.

51. Snap her wand in half.