How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters

How to Annoy Harry Potter

1. Tell him to ditch the glasses.

2. Say that scars are sooo not cool.

3. Tell him that Ginny and Dean are together.

4. Imitate Peeves. "Potty loooves Loony!"

5. Call him stupid things: Potty, Pothead, Hairy, Scarhead, etc.

6. Go up to him and say you're a Death Eater, or that Voldemort is your father.

7. Stick pictures of Ginny, Cho, etc. all around his dormitory.

8. Hide his wand, glasses, firebolt, etc.

9. Show him Twilight.

10. Enchant (another) Bludger to follow him.

11. Replace his Gryffindor robes with Slytherin ones.

12. Sing Ginny's singing valentine while around him.

13. start a rumour that he is going out with Malfoy.

14. Hum Hedwig's theme around him to remind him of that unfortunate day.
15. Cry over casualties. A lot.

16. Repeatedly tell him "your parents are dead" or "you have your Mother's eyes".

17. Make him read "Hogwarts: A Revised History" with Hermione.

18. Blame him for random people's deaths.

19. Sympathize with Voldemort.

20. Ask him if you can borrow the Invisibility cloak, then lose it. Do the same with the Marauder's Map, his Firebolt, etc.

21. Keep poking his scar and ask him 'Does it hurt?' 'Does it hurt?
22. Give him combs.

23. Draw scars on your forehead.

24. Stalk him.

25. Go up to him and say "Hiya Harry"

26. Worship him.

27. Ask him to watch over your brother who happens to be a giant.

28. Get Rita Skeeter to write about is tragic and heroic tales.

29. Ask him to explain Muggle objects.

30. Get him a Cupid that never shuts up.

31. Yell "It's You-Know-Who" and run.

32. Ask him to save the world.

33. Ask Dobby to save his life.

34. make sure this is said where you can be heard.
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he's really divine
The hero who conqured the Dark Lord"

35. Ask him if he's seen Lockhart lately.

36. When he's hurt pretend to go get Lockhart to cure him.

37. Say, 'hem hem' and run.