How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters

How to Annoy Draco Malfoy

1. Keep touching his hair and asking if the colour's natural.

2. Pretend to mistake him for Luna Lovegood.

3. Insist that he's a Hufflepuff.

4. Call him "the amazing bouncing ferret", "ferret boy", etc.

5. Give him hair dye that will make his hair pink.

6. Besparkle (is that a word? It is on Shake It Up) all of his robes.

7. Ask which one he's dating, Ginny, Hermione, or Harry?

8. Change his ringtone to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".

9. Invite him to Madam Puttifoot's Tea Shop.

10. Tell him he belongs in a circus.

11. Find ways to get him landed in detention.

12. Ask whether he and Harry have announced their relationship yet. Do so in front of his father.

13. Show him fanfiction.

14. Put girly things in his bag.

15. Make him watch "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and other extremely girly shows.

16. Braid his hair.

17. Pay the Bloody Baron to haunt him.

18. Push him into the lake.

19. Make a fake, embarassing letter from his mother and read it in the Great Hall.

20. Make up a theme song for him. Play it whenever he walks into the room.

21. Make him late for every class.

22. Totally mess up his hair in any way possible.

23. Spread a rumour that he sleeps with a teddy bear.

24. Break his nose and ask him how he likes it.

25. Make Ginny put a Bat-Bogey hex on him.

26. Keep saying that his Mother's abortion didn't work.

27. Steal his catchphrase of "my father will hear about this!"

28. Recruit Crabbe and Goyle.

29. Make a voodoo doll that looks like him. Whenever he walks by you, act viciously toward the doll just to creep him out.

30. Say that Umbridge is his soulmate.

31. Call him a filthy little pureblood.

32. Tell him that he's Muggle-born.

33. Tell him that Crabbe and Goyle are smarter than he is.

34. Call him by his real name Draco.

35. Make fun of his mother.

36. Give him Muggle things for his birthday and Christmas.

37. Get all the girls to pay more attention to Ron instead of him.

38. Marry him to a muggle-born.

39. Marry him to a muggle.

40. Marry him to someone outside of Slytherin.

41. Tell him he's a spoiled brat.

42. Tell him Potter's better.

43. Tell him Neville's better than he is.

44. Get Snape to hate him.

45. Make Crabbe and Goyle get better grades than him.

46. Tell him that Moaning Myrtle liked him.

47. Trap him in a room of girls.

48. Trap him in a room of werewolves.

49. Call him a coward.

50. Say "Hey Malfoy! Mad-Eye Moody's right behind you!" and watch him run.

51. Call him a bouncy little ferret.

52. Tease him that without his father he's nothing.

53. Ask him if he's seen Buckbeak lately.