Pains a bitch(mha/bnha)(izujiro)

Chapter 2

(This is were the comedy some what comes in P.S it's going to be really dark, dirty and stupid humor. And lots of swearing if you don't like that you can leave if you want.)

Previously on whatever the fuck this is called- I turn around to see...-let's continue

-IZUKU POV-
A big cum monster? like what the fuck type of quirk is that? seriously? Its like a porn star that spends to much time on there knees and ya know ya are what ya eat. "Can i help you" I ask the walking cum rag "Yah I'm going to enter you body" he says I think he should have rethought his words "I'm sorry but I'm not really into that kinky hentai tentacle shit" I say as he just looks confused until he realizes his mistake and starts shouting about how that's not what he meant etc. The manhole behind the thing than starts to shake and than fly up in the air.

All might comes from the hole while striking a pose and out of his mouth comes a booming voice"Do not fear, WHY? BECAUSE I AM HERE" he than smash's the villain away he than starts cleaning the sludge off the walls of the under bridge. He than notices me and starts speaking "Very good job distracting the villain, good work" he than walks away with me in my thoughts I continue walking to wherever the fuck I was walking to.

I had been walking for a few minutes when I hear a large explosion I continue walking unaware that I was subconsciously walking towards the explosion. When I come to my senses I notice I'm in a huge crowd and start pushing my way to the front where I see the same villain holding a hostage I look at you and say"isn't plot just beautiful" than take a better look at the hostage and see a cute girl that's around my age with hair that looks exactly like Romona Flowers hair and beautiful purple eyes. Her most notable feature was the earphone jack like cords attached to her ears. I then look at you again "plot isn't the only thing that's beautiful" and start running into the danger zone and throw my bag at the villains eye to which he starts screaming out profanity's and gives me an opening to grab the girl. 

I then tackle the girl and we both go through the other end of the slime and immediately she starts coughing and breathing heavily. I pick her up bridal style and rush us to a medic so the hero's can take care of the villain. The girl starts breathing properly and notices that she's in my arms and starts bluskyokahing uncontrollably "you okay"I ask as she nods avoiding eye contact.

I set her down on an ambulance and start to walk away but stop when I feel something grip my hand. I look back to see the girl blushing harder while holding me back "do you need something" I say in a somewhat concerned and anoyed tone she softly says "thank you" than looks at me and says "Kyoka Jiro" she says louder than before "my name I Kyoka Jiro whats yours" she says still blushing it was silence for a second until "Izuku Midoriya, you can call me izuku or deku either one" she blush's at me telling her to call me by my first name"then call me Kyoka"I nod and try to walk away again but again she stops me yet again "um, I was wondering if I could have your number" I sigh and ask for her phone which she immediately pulls out and gives to me. I type in my number and put the contact as 'hot guy who saved me' and then hand it back "call me anytime, I'm free almost every day so yah" and then walk back home after saying good bye. When I get in I immediately go upstairs to my room and than lay down sleepy due to the fact that it's now nine thirty and start to fall into unconsciousness until i get a text 'goodnight izuku' I then text back 'night love ya' not noticing that I texted that than fall asleep.

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