Eve Luke had made jar of cookies for all of the brothers and you, Lucifer save it for later and you didn't even know that Luke made you cookies. You're doing homework in your room, suddenly you hear someone knocking on the door, you open it and saw no one then someone pull on your sweatpants. You look down and see a toddler Levi, you pick him up.
You: Levi? What happen to you?
Levi: I ate cookies
You: Who's cookies?
Levi: Luke
You go over to the kitchen and of course you see Beel there, he had turned into a toddler too. He's munching on burger, found Belphie in the planetarium, Satan in the library, Asmo in the bath tub luckily he didn't drown. You tried to find Mammon but he's not in the house right now
"Jeez where is that mammy, I hope he doesn't turn into a kid too. Time to find Luci"
You go over to Luci's room hoping he doesn't turn into a toddler too, you find him sitting on his couch luckily he didn't turn into a toddler too. You put all of them down in his couch.
Lucifer: Is this some kind of a joke?
You: Sadly no, I asked all of them how they turned into a toddler and they said the same thing Luke's cookies
Lucifer: 3 4..5. Where's Mammon?
You: I couldn't find him anywhere
Lucifer: ...he might be somewhere. Have you check my office?
You: Yeah
Lucifer: He's probably modelling
Minute later someone knocked on the front door, you check who it was turns out it was a boy with toddler Mammon on his arms. He hand Mammon to you
"This boy, he turned into a baby while placing his bets. I have to leave the casino for this"
"I'm so sorry, he ate something"
He leave and you bring Mammon to Lucifer's room, put him down on his couch.
Lucifer: Did he just got back?
You: A guy told me that he's gambling then suddenly turn into a baby
Lucifer: *sigh*
You: Now what?
Lucifer: What do you expect?
You: Well, you babysit Satan
Lucifer: Yeah but I never babysit this much
You: You never? Simeon told me that back in the celestial realm you took care of your 3 brothers
Lucifer: That's thousands year ago when they're still angels and more unproblematic
You: Don't worry, I'll help you
Lucifer: That's not what I worry about, where are they gonna sleep tonight?
You: In your room duh
Lucifer: And where am I gonna sleep?
You: In your bed
Lucifer: So what? We just put them on the floor?
You: No they sleep on your bed with you
Lucifer: And you think I'll let you sleep alone?
You: No, I'll sleep with you
Lucifer: It doesn't fit for 2 adults and 6 kids, might as well get the Satan's baby bed
You: Aww yes
Lucifer: I'll take care of them, you go to purgatory hall to ask for antidote
You: Yes sir
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FanfictionGender-neutral MC, I use "They/Them" pronounce for this book unless I mention particular gender. I mostly publish NSFW chapters here, but there are fluffs and angst too. Enjoy your adventure here Book Publish Date: 20 December 2020 Status: Ongo...