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"Austin, dude, you're making me even more nervous," Luna giggles as she holds her face in her hands.
"well i can't help it! i can't believe i got you to accept another Love or Host!"
"yeah but this time i'm the one "scouting" for love," she let's a small smile appear on her face as Austin clears his throat.
"alright Luna, are you ready to meet your contestants?"
"you mean victims?" Oliver snorts into the microphone as Theo laughs hysterically.
"Austin, do they really need to be in the call?"
"they paid good money to sponsor this episode Luna."
"listen Austin, whatever they paid you, i'll triple it."
"no, you won't. if you do, i'm calling your accountant and having her freeze your account," Theo adds on quickly as Luna scoffs.
"you won't!"
"try me bitch."
"NO CURSING!" Oliver screams into his mic as Luna winces.
"thank you for that lovely earrape, Oliver. Now can the both of you shut the fuck up as we continue on with the show?"
Oliver and Theo mumble out apologizes to Austin before they mute themselves.
"so Luna, i've heard from a little bird that you're here to find love! is that correct?"
"maybe, maybe not? you'll never know," she shrugs innocently at the camera as she flicks her hair back behind her shoulders.
"why is that though?"
"why is what?"
"why are you searching for someone? surely a girl as talented and as beautiful as you would have guys lining up at your door begging to be with you."
Luna breaks character as she starts laughing, "Austin that is so far from the truth, man. i deadass—i seriously cannot pull anyone for the life of me."
"yeah we know, we all saw George's Love or Host," Oliver can't help but slide in that one line as Luna's mouth drops.
