Poetry's Bloom

Smellories: a 'Memories' parody

⚠WARNING⚠
This is for those people who like toilet jokes! If you don't, don't read. If you don't but you still read, I'm sorry! I just had to. This is a parody of the song written by 'Maroon Five'. I hope I'm not doing anything illegal.
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Here's to the gas that we got
Cheers to the smell of the air from your gut
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
Of everything that's been through
Boast that the air that we breathe
Is full of the poisons that all of us leave
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you.

There's a time that I remember
When I did not know no shame
I'd be relieved in the bathroom
And everything would stay the same
But at a party my friends told me
This is your time to shine
I let loose everything I had then
Now I do it all the time, yeah

Everyone lets rip sometimes
Everybody farts some day, yeah
So everything gon' be alright
Come on raise your ass and say

Here's to the gas that we got
Cheers to the smell of the air from your gut
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
Of everything that's been through
Boast that the air that we breathe
Is full of the poisons that all of us leave
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you.

There's a time that I remember
When I never felt so lost
When I smelt all of the hatred
That everybody else let drop
Now my butt feel like an ember
And it's lighting up the dark
If you struck a match in this room
It would turn into a bomb, yeah!

Everyone lets rip sometimes
Everybody farts some day, yeah
So everything gon' be alright
Come on raise your ass and say

Here's to the gas that we got
Cheers to the smell of the air from your gut
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
Of everything that's been through
Boast that the air that we breathe
Is full of the poisons that all of us leave
'Cause the beans bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you.
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Sorry about the swear word. I wrote this a long time ago. It was the only word that fit so nicely. For the record, I don't like swearing.

If this is illegal, tell me before the officials do! I'll take it off.