breathing [muke af]

character ask answers!!!!

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUBMITTING SO MANY ANSWERS, I'M SORRY, BUT I ONLY CHOSE ABOUT FIVE FOR EACH. BLESS UR LIL COTTON SOCKS.

breathing character ask answers. january 2015. 

luke

q : why are you a teacher?

a : i’ve gotta make mama hemmo happy, ya feel?

q : do you draw with crayons a lot? do you eat crayons, lucas?

a : IT WAS ONE TIME

q : are you looking forward to meeting the cliffconda in person?

a : yeeeees ma’am

q : what’s 60 + 9?

a : um, umm, um, *sweats* 21

sophie : god luke, ur such a fukin loser

q : wanna be my teacher? we could f.uck when no one was at school. it’d be awesome, man.

a : that is inappropriate, first of all. second, that’s ilLEGAL. third, i like dudes with eyebrow piercings. 

michael 

sophie : well, mike, you got this question approx. eleven times

q : do you like luke?

a : duh

q : does luke’s lip ring make him hot?

a : i haven’t actually seen him with it on yet

q : you’re a top in here?

a : NOW LISTEN HERE, I CAN BE WHAT I WANT.

q : can you get a divorce with your wife now?
a : probably, *all time low comes on* GOD I’M SICK OF SLEEPING ALONE

sophie : before i continue, i need to ask you to stop yelling

q : when are you going to marry lucifer?

a : where’s the fun in life if i told you?

ella & tessa

q : do you like luke?

e : he’s okay

t : yes, yes, yes! *starts to yell like her stupid ass father* hE’S SO PERFECT, AND SO NICE. HE HAS THE SOFEST HANDS AND LETS ME LEAD THE LINE AT LUNCH TIME—

q : does your dad braid your hair?

e & t : no, he’s stupid

q : how would you feel if luke was your dad

e : it would be something new, definitely different. i’m pretty sure my dad is straight though.