It is sunhigh in the Sahara Desert, and Crowfeather, Breezepelt and Nightcloud are trekking through the sand . . . .
Breezepelt: How much LOOOOOOONGER?
Nightcloud: Yeah. Crowfeather, we're lost
Crowfeather: Lemme try this....
Nightcloud: No
Crowfeather: *screams* SSSSSTTTTTOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMSSSSSSTTTTTAAAAARRRRR!!!
~ In LightningClan ~
Stormstar: So Willowmist, Brackenberry, how are you here without Shiningsun, Honeysky and Flowerpool?
Willowmist: I. Feel. Great.
Brackenberry: Me too
Stormstar: Let's go bug ShadowClan
Willowmist: Yeah hehe
~ In ShadowClan ~
Rowanclaw: Hey! Tigerheart! Can you go hunting with Ru- Redwillow and Crowfrost?
Tigerheart: *smiles sadly* you were going to say Russetfur
Rowanclaw: ye-
Stormstar & Willowmist & Brackenberry: *walks out of portal* HI! No time for sentimental mushy stuff about the former deputy!
Dawnpelt: *gasps* IT'S STARCLAN!!!
Tawnypelt: That's no StarClan...IT'S A MONSTER!!!!
ShadowClan: *jawdrops and zooms away, instantly out of the picture with a puff of dust*
Willowmist: Well that failed
Brackenberry: Yup
Stormstar: Let's go to WindClan!
Stormstar & Brackenberry & Willowmist: *walks to WC*
~ In WindClan ~
Onestar: Hey Ashfoot
Ashfoot: Hey Onestar
Onestar: Have you seen Crowfeather?
Ashfoot: No I have not seen my son
Onestar: That's too bad
Stormstar: He, Nightcloud and Breezepelt are in the Sahara Desert
Harespring: wats the sahara desert is is bad
Stormstar: yup!
Harespring: How bad
Stormstar: just about nothing but sand
Ashfoot: *puts claws on Stormstar's throat* Bring. My. Son. Back. NOW
Stormstar: teleports away from Ashfoot
Willowmist: did you want to say that?
Stormstar: Oops! *teleports away from Ashfoot* Ashfoot, seriously. You could have asked.
Ashfoot: *mumbles* sorry...
Stormstar: eh it's fine *waves paw*
Crowfeather: *is covered in sand* *screams* WHERE ARE WE?!
Nightcloud: Home
Breezepelt: It's about time
Heathertail: Glad you're back
Breezepelt: Why do you care
Heathertail: I care becau-
Stormstar: Stop it
Stormstar & Brackenberry & Willowmist: *teleports to LC*
Brackenberry: Well that was fun
Willowmist: Yeah. Can't wait for next time! OOOH! LET'S BUG SHININGSUN FLOWERPOOL HONEYSKY AND DUSKMOON!
Stormstar: Nah. Let's go to ThunderClan again. Their reactions are priceless hehe...
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Random Warrior Cats Spoofs (Rated W for Waffles)
FanfictionHere are some warrior cats spoofs! I hope you enjoy! I do not own any of these characters. They and the idea of Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter.
