Credits to MistytailOfRiverClan for the Cream of Invincibility to Author Powers 30000
Stormstar: Thank you for taking the time to watch our delightful commercials!
Mistystar: Yeah whatever
Bramblestar: Be nice!
Onestar: Yeah! *wheeze* I'm getting old...
Rowanstar: Eh
Onestar: I'm the oldest leader now that Firestar is gone *wheeze moan glug*
Rowanstar: Eh. Don't care
Harespring: Onestar, why don't you go rest?
Darktail's rogues: *takes a life from Onestar*
Furzepelt: *dies*
Onestar: *goes mentally insane*
Harespring: Yeaaaahh, I'm just going to take Onestar back to camp now...
Rowanstar: Good idea
Onestar & Harespring: *leaves*
Stormstar: Now! Here's the Cream of Invincibility to Author Powers 30000 I got from my friend Mistytail!
Leafpool: Ooooh!
Mothwing: Does it work?
Stormstar: Of course it *doesn't* work!
Crowfeather: Yeeeeeesss! Now I can be invincible against your author powers! *slaps it on* *screeches* My tail! It's stuck!
Leafpool: I can't groom my fur!
Nightcloud: HA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU FILTHY MATE-STEALER!
Leafpool: I WAS HIS MATE FIRST BEFORE YOU!!!
Nightcloud: WELL YOU'RE A MEDICINE CAT!
Leafpool: I DON'T CARE!
Firestar: Break it up, break it up!
Nightcloud: SHUT UP! *turns back to Leafpool* YOU ARE A MAGGOT BRAINED, FOX-HEARTED MATE STEALER!
Leafpool: NO! YOU ARE!
Crowfeather: BREAK IT UP! I WAS NIGHTCLOUD'S MATE ONLY TO PROVE MY LOYALTY! I ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE LEAFPOOL'S MATE!
Breezepelt: Yup. See ya.
Nightcloud: how DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowfeather: Bye Nightcloud. LEAFPOOL! COME WITH ME!!!
Firestar & Bramblestar: NO!
Crowfeather: But you have both Jayfeather AND Alderheart!
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bramblestar: Okay! Just come around to visit!
Crowfeather: Yay!
Lionblaze & Jayfeather & Hollyleaf (who is in StarClan: ......
Leafpool & Crowfeather: *leaves*
Leafpool: JINGLE BELLS! NIGHTCLOUD SMELLS! LEAFFEATHER ALL THE WAAAAAYYY!!!
Nightcloud: SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY, MAGGOT-FACED, FOX-HEARTED MATE STEALER!
Crowfeather: SHE DIDN'T STEAL ME! I CHOSE TO GO!
Nightcloud: Harrumph
Stormstar: Well! That was interesting!
Brackenberry: Uh-huh!
Willowmist: I wonder if that would have happened if Oakstorm survived DarkClan... Oh Brackenberry, have a talk with your brother. He also fell in love with me
Stormstar: Wellll...... BRACKENMIST FOREVER!!!!!
Willowmist & Brackenberry: YEAH!
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Random Warrior Cats Spoofs (Rated W for Waffles)
FanfictionHere are some warrior cats spoofs! I hope you enjoy! I do not own any of these characters. They and the idea of Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter.
