Stormstar: Hello there! Welcome! I hope you are ready!
Dustpelt: For wat
Stormstar: For a AUTHOR POWERS!!!!
Firestar: Wat is author powers?
Stormstar: Who cares *makes Firestar stuff his head into the ground*
Firestar: *muffled* Can somewon hewp me?
Hawkfrost: Brambleclaw, say no then take over ShadowClan after Firestar dies!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Squirrelflight: *screams* Don't listen to him!!!
Brambleclaw: I can't listen to you Hawkfrost. I have to help Firestar *pulls Firestar's head out of the dust*
Firestar: Thank you
Stormfur: Oh hi. Where's my dad?
Graystripe: Hello Stormfur
Feathertail: *yells* I'M IN STARCLAN DAD!!!
Graystripe: *yells back* HI! I CAN HEAR YOU! TELL YOUR MOTHER I LOVE HER!!!!
Millie: What about me?
Graystripe: Yeah, I love you too Millie.
Briarlight: *drags herself over to the prey pile* Hi
Millie: Oh, my dear precious darling, how are you?
Blossomfall: What about me?
Mille: Your sister needs more attention than you
Stormstar: You should love all of your kits equally
Mille: *ignores Stormstar* I love Briarlight the most because she's injured and needs attention
Dovewing: *quietly* It's my fault . . . .
Ivypool: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S THAT STUPID TREE'S FAULT!
Blossomfall: Ivypool, wanna go hunting?
Ivypool: Sure
Blossomfall & Ivypool: *leaves*
Bumblestripe: How are you Dovewing?
Dovewing: I'm fine *walks away to the prey pile*
Blossomfall: Mom! I fell into some brambles while chasing a squirrel!
Squirrelflight: Not me though. She wasn't chasing me
Stormstar: Obviously
Millie: *snaps* well be more careful next time *walks back to Briarlight*
Blossomfall: *screams* ARGH! WHEN WILL MOM LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE?!
Bumblestripe: Don't worry. You have me
Blossomfall: *keeps screaming* WHYYYYY WON'T MOM EVER GIVE ANY OF HER OTHER KITS ATTENTION?! WHYYYYY! MOM WHY!!!!!
Mille: Stop screaming. You are hurting your sister's ears.
Blossomfall: *still screaming* MAYBE I'LL GO TO THE DARK FOREST!!!!!!!
Stormstar: Don't do that *makes the Dark Forest have a password*
Blossomfall: *calms down* Ok fine I won't go there
Ivypool: Blossomfall, lets go to Jayfeather
Blossomfall: *glares at Mille* If you'd just LISTEN TO ME you'd find out LOTS OF THINGS!
Stormstar: *waves paw and meteor crashes on Mille and Briarlight*
Mille & Briarlight: *dies*
TC: *gasps*
Blossomfall: You know what?
Ivypool: What?
Blossomfall: It's a little quiet without Mom and Briarlight.
Stormstar: Oh fine *waves paw and Millie and Briarlight reappear*
Millie: *screams* BRIARLIGHT!
Briarlight: I can walk!!!!!!
Millie: Are those the results of author powers?
Stormstar: Yup!
Jayfeather: Can you give me sight?
Stormstar: Nope. Your blindness is crucial to the prophecy
Jayfeather: Fox dung
Hollyleaf: *walks out of portal* Hi!
Lionblaze: OMSTC!!!! HOLLYLEAF!
Hollyleaf: Well, I have to go see Willowshine and tell her I'm alright
Stormstar: *waves paw and Willowshine appears in a puff of silver dust* ta da!
Firestar: Can I have author powers?
Stormstar: No
Firestar: *whines* Whyyyyy
Stormstar: You aren't an author
Willowshine: *screams* EEEEEEEE! HOLLYLEAF!!!!!!!!!! MAH BESTIE!!!
Hollyleaf: WILLOWSHINE!
Willowshine: *still screaming* WHYYYY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU AT GATHERINGS?!
Hollyleaf: I died
Willowshine: *stops sceaming and jaw drops* Y-you DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE?!
Hollyleaf: I didn't actually die
Willowshine: Oh
Hollyleaf: So-
Willowshine: Lets go to RiverClan!!!!
Hollyleaf: Su-
Stormstar: *waves paw and Hollyleaf and Willowshine disappear in a puff of silver dust*
Ashfur: *jaw drop* wow can i have author powers?
Stormstar: No *waves paw and Ashfur starts talking nonsense*
Ashfur: khksnfkdsnfkjaeh kjfv kfh kjshflkhksdhfksdnv fhsdkfvhskfh kj kjshfkjshf ks fkjsh fk Shfakhfkjshfkjflight be hioashfksdhf mate hkjafhkjdhskjfhsjf dont dhfkjahkjfhdskjfh Brambleclaw
Squirrelflight: Go away
Ashfur: oiahkjf?
Squirrelflight: Because I said so
Ashfur: onhksadfhkj if iashdfkjshfkj kj najdhjakjhf mate
Squirrelflight: NOW
Ashfur: uejd
Stormstar: *waves paw and Ashfur disappears*
Brambleclaw: Thanks
Stormstar: No prob. Anything for one of my favorite pairs!
Brightheart: Wait. If you have author powers, can you heal my face?
Stormstar: Yes, but no
Brightheart: awww
Stormstar: It's what makes you, you
Whitewing: Yeah!
Brightheart: Awwwwwwwwwww! Thanks!
Cloudtail: You are beautiful as you are
Brightheart: Awwww!
Stormstar: hehehehe its revenge time *waves paw and Ashfur appears*
Ashfur: oaiwhtkjeshilfsdkjfvdskvfcikdmfkjdmiucfkdiuvtcfpiufchiuljk kjfkljdnhvkhjdnvfjd vulyjdfhlku jle jh gkj
Squirrelflight: NUUUUUUUU!
Ashfur: kashdf kjdsfhkjs kujsfkjsdhifn ks Squirrelafjjst hd ua mate plz
Squirrelflight: NUUUUU! *runs away*
Ashfur: kajsdfhkjskfhsdkjhfku!!!!!!! *chases Squirrelflight*
Stormstar: Well! TC is weird sometimes! I'm just gonna go check on Hollyleaf and Willowshine....
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Random Warrior Cats Spoofs (Rated W for Waffles)
FanfictionHere are some warrior cats spoofs! I hope you enjoy! I do not own any of these characters. They and the idea of Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter.
