Mistystar: *paces* So you are saying that WILLOWSHINE our MEDICINE CAT APPRENTICE DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR?!
Mothwing: I'm sorry. She did
Willowshine: Hi! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK! And I have Hollyleaf with meeeee!!!!
Hollyleaf: *sheepishly* hi
Mothwing: Willowshine, why do you have Hollyleaf?
Willowshine: Because I'm gonna host a PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYY!!!!
Hollowpaw: wats a party
Willowshine: Something fun!!!!!!!!
Icewing: Something fun?! YAY! *to self* I need some fun after being in the Dark Forest
Stormstar: I heard that Icewing!
Icewing: Y-you heard what?
Stormstar: Don't act like I didn't hear anything
Mistystar: Hear wat?
Stormstar: Nothing *waves paw and everyone (except Stormstar) forgets Icewing said anything*
Mothwing: Willowshine, you need to focus on medicine cat duties
Willowshine: But MOOOOOOTTTHHWIING! Can't I just host ONE PARTY for my best friend HOLLYLEAF?
Mothwing: *exchanges glances with Mistystar* Since we don't know what a party is...
Willowshine: *bounces excitedly*
Mistystar: You can host one. ONE. ONLY ONE
Willowshine: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON HOLLYLEAF!!!!!
Hollyleaf: Oooookay
~ Meanwhile ~
Stormstar: *teleports back to TC* Helloo everybody!
Firestar: Um hello
Brambleclaw: *at the same time* Goodbye!
Stormstar: What happened here?
Squirrelflight: Dustpelt dared Brambleclaw to say, "Goodbye" anytime someone says hello to him
Stormstar: Hello
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Stormstar: Hello
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Stormstar: Hello
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Stormstar: Hello
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Firestar: Stop
Stormstar: Hello
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Dustpelt: Okay, you can stop now Brambleclaw
Brambleclaw: Thank StarClan! I was getting tired of that!
Stormstar: Well, why I was here is because I want to introduce some cats! *waves paw* Meet Willowmist and Brackenberry! They are from IceClan!
Willowmist & Brackenberry: *jumps out of portal* Hello!
Brambleclaw: Goodbye
Dustpelt: Shut up the dare is over
Brambleclaw: But I'm deputy so I can do anything
Firestar: Except kill me
Stormstar: AHEM. Give our guests some respect!
Ivypool: What's IceClan
Willowmist: It's a cold Clan
Brackenberry: My mom is Tawnystar
Willowmist: Our deputy is so lazy
Flamestripe: *all the way from IceClan* I HEARD THAT!
Willowmist: SHUT UP! WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW!
Flowerpool & Honeysky: *jumps out of portal* Well hello there Willowmist you mouse-brain
Willowmist: Shut up
Duskmoon & Shiningsun: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT OUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTERS!
Willowmist: THEY STARTED IT!
Duskmoon & Shiningsun: HOW DA-
Stormstar: *waves paw and Shiningsun & Co disappear* We don't need them here
Brackenberry: Oh thank LightClan!
Birchfall: What's LightClan?
Willowmist: Our warrior ancestors
Jayfeather: Huh! We have StarClan!
Stormfur: *from ToRW* WE HAVE THE TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING!
Dovewing: *from TC* WE KNOW! Anyways, what do you have for the Dark Forest?
Brackenberry: DarkClan. They... there's a story about that. Go read it
Ashfur: *is cured of talking nonsense* cool
Squirrelflight: Who cares go back to StarClan you almost killed Hollyleaf, Jayfeather and Lionblaze and me too
Heathertail: *from WC* LIKE WE CARE!
Lionblaze: *from TC* WE WEREN'T ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION!
Crowfeather: Well-
Stormstar: Will you be quiet? *waves paw and teleports Crowfeather & Breezepelt into the middle of the Sahara Desert* They'll have fun!
Nightcloud: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Stormstar: IT"S CALLED AUTHOR POWERS! AND YOU DON'T GET ANY! *waves paw and teleports Nightcloud into the middle of the Sahara Desert with Crowfeather & Breezepelt*
Leafpool: Oh dear *walks to warrior's den*
Stormstar: Anyways, Willowmist, Brackenberry and I need to go home
Willowmist: *groans* Not back to IceClan
Stormstar: Nope! My Clan: LightningClan! *waves paw and portal appears* Well, goodbye! See you next time we want to bug you!!!!
Brackenberry & Willowmist: BYE!
Brackenberry & Willowmist & Stormstar: *walks into portal which closes behind them*
Jayfeather: She said when they wanted to bug us....
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Random Warrior Cats Spoofs (Rated W for Waffles)
FanfictionHere are some warrior cats spoofs! I hope you enjoy! I do not own any of these characters. They and the idea of Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter.
