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Bunch of ⚠️Timeskip⚠️'s
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⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Dipper, Mabel, [Y/N] and Soos were watching TV.
⚠️Cut to TV.
Tiger fist narrator: "The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist..."
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Dipper, Mabel, [Y/N] and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
⚠️Cut to TV.
Tiger fist narrator: "Tiger Fist!! ...will return after these messages..."
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A commercial begins with a hand releasing a group of doves into the air.
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Soos: "Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about..."
⚠️Cut to TV.
Bud gleeful starts narrating.
Bud Gleeful: "Are you completely miserable...?"
Actor: "YES!" He shouted while crying.
Bud Gleeful: "Then you need to meet..."
Bud Gleeful: "...Gideon..." He hushed in whisper.
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Dipper: "Gideon...?" He questioned.
Mabel: "What makes him so special...?"
[Y/N]: "Not this guy again..." He angrily muttered under his breath.
⚠️Cut to— never mind.
Bud Gleeful: "He's a psychic..."
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Mabel: "Aroo...?"
⚠️TV.
Bud Gleeful: "So don't waste your time with other so-called 'man of mystery'..."
The screen is stamped with the word fraud when Stan is coming out of an outhouse.
Bud Gleeful: "Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy..."
Speeding through subtext for commercial:
Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
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Mabel: "Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!"
Stan then walks in.
Stan: "Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble..."
[Y/N] nods in agreement.
Mabel: "Well, is he really psychic...?"
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⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️
Fanfiction{Book 1} {Season 1} ..-. .. -. -.. Being the son of an inter-dimensional space demon sure is interesting isn't it? ..-. .. -. -.. Come join Mabel and Dipper on their amazing adventures in the weirdness of Gravity Falls and unlocking new mysteries of...
