⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

Dipper vs. Manliness {Part.3}

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Inside the mountain is a cave full of Manotaurs.

Dipper: "This place is amazing!" He said in awe.

[Y/N]: "Man! This is crazy!"

Chutzpar: "The gnomes live in the trees, the merpeople live in the water, 'Cause they're losers! But we Manotaurs, crash in the MAN CAVE!"

He then bangs a gong.

Chutzpar: "BEASTS! I have brought you, a hairless children!" He shouted as he pushes Dipper and [Y/N] forward.

[Y/N]: "Heyo there buddies!" He excitedly said with a smile.

Dipper: "...S'up" he uttered.

Chutzpar: "This is, uh, Pubetor, Testosteror, Pituitor, and. And you are...?" He said while gesturing to several Minotaurs.

[Y/N]: "I'm the all mighty and powerful [Y/N] the Terrorizor!" He proudly shouted as the Manotaurs cheered for him.

Dipper: "...uuh and my name's Dipper......"

The Manotaurs then boo at him.

Dipper: "...the...uh, Destructor...?"

Manotaurs: "Yeah. Yeah that's better..." He said as the other Minotaurs nod in agreement.

Chutzpar then bangs the gong.

Chutzpar: "Dipper The Destructor and [Y/N] the Terrorizor wants us to teach them the secrets to our manliness..."

[Y/N]: "Well I just came here for adventure..." He muttered and then coughs.

Dipper: "Anyway, I need your help!"

Dipper then pulls down his shirt to show his hairless bare chest.

Dipper: "Look at this guys! Look at this!" He shouted as [Y/N] tried to hold in his laughter.

Manotaurs: "I must confer with the High Council..."

The Manotaurs turn around and huddle.

Manotaur2: "He's a human; I don't like him..."

Manotaur3: "I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE!" He angrily shouted as he punches Manotaur2.

The Manotaurs start fighting.

Dipper: "I like these guys...what about you [Y/N]...?" He said as he turned to [Y/N].

However, [Y/N] wasn't by him. Dipper then turned to the Manotaurs and saw him fighting them as well.

Dipper: "[Y/N]?!!!" He shouted in panic.

[Y/N]: "ARRGGGHHHHHH!!!" He shouted as he lifted a Manotaur and threw him at another Manotaur.

Back at The Mystery Shack. Stan is shuffling cards.

Mabel: "Okay, Grunkle Stan. Welcome to the first day of whatever is left of your life! First, a before picture..."

She then takes a picture of Stan and startles him with the flash while he yelped.

Mabel: "...I never miss a scrapbookertunity!" She happily said as she opens her scrapbook.

Mabel: "Deedly dum, memories..."

She then slaps the picture on an empty page.

Mabel: "Bleep. Let's start out with some roleplaying. Soos will play Lazy Susan..."

Soos: "I'm soft, like a woman..." He muttered to himself.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, show me how you approach a woman. Remember this is a safe, non-judgemental environment. I'll just be right off the side judging you on a scale from one to ten..." She reassured.