⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

⚠️Irrational Treasure⚠️

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

In Spain in the year of 1847, the the Mystery trio are eating nachos inside Stan steamboat. Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears as [Y/N] crushes some nachos.

Mabel: "Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!"

Stan: "That's debatable. Aw come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...Mules on covered wagons? Oh no! No! No!" He panicked as he pushes his foot on the gas swich.

Stan: "Not today! Not today!"

A few woman gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up, and begins to drive the steamboat backwards.

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan, what's going on...?" He questioned with a puzzled look.

Stan: "We gotta get outta here. Before it's too late!"

The steamboat is forced to a stop when a group of mule's on covered wagons circle around it.

Stan: "They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! Nooooooooo!" He shouted.

Mabel then looks outside her window and sees a donkey.

Mabel: "I've gotta good feeling about today..."

The trio and Stan get out of the boat and walk around the village.

Dipper: "Man. Look at the village..."

He holds a post card up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass.

Worker: "Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass..."

Stan: "Ah, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded..."

Toby: "Welcome to Spain in 1847!" He exclaimed.

Stan: "I will break you, little man!" He irritatedly shouted.

Toby then runs away and crashes into a barrel in the process while [Y/N] laughed.

[Y/N]: "It's funny how dumb he is!"

Mabel: "Wow! Look! Candle dipping!" She happily shouted.

Dipper: "Woah, gold panning!"

They then see a priest talking to a man
with woodpecker.

Priest: "I now pronounce you man and wife...." He announced.

Man: "I do!" He happily shouted.

Mabel: "What you talking 'bout...?"

Dipper: "Oh yeah. I remember this..." He said as he takes out the Journal and flips to a page.

Dipper: "In Gravity Falls it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers..." He said.

Man: "Oh, it's still legal. Very legal..." He suspiciously answered.

Announcer: "Come one and all for the opening ceremonies!"

[Y/N]: "Oi Grunkly guy! You coming...?"

Stan: "No, thank you! Just remember if you come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me and it's Mr. Pines to you yellow sweater kid...!"

[Y/N]: "Yeah, yeah whatever..." He said as he dismissively waves his hand while walking away.

Dipper: "There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!" He said in a pioneerish voice.