⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

⚠️Dipper vs. Manliness⚠️

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

The Mystery Musketeers', along with Stan were all outside the Shack; chatting with the the town's local enthusiasm enthusiast and future mayor of Gravity Falls; Tyler Cutebiker.

Tyler: "I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season...?"

Stan: "Uh, how about these crystals...?" He questioned.

He then puts a bowl of 'crystals' on the counter.

Tyler: "Ha ha! Looks like broken glass..." He pointed out.

Stan: "What are you, a cop...?" He asked.

[Y/N] quickly teleported by the bowl and started eating the glass; unaware of someone gazing at him.

Tyler: "Ooh! What is that new thing...?" He cheerfully asked.

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan...?"

Mabel: "Can we go to the diner...? We're huuungry..."

Twins: "Huuuuungry..." They said as they hit their stomachs against each other three times.

[Y/N] was just watching as he started eating the bowl after eating the glass.

'Interesting...' [Y/N] thought as he rubbed his chin.

Stan: "Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind..." He irritatedly said.

Tyler: "Do you have this in another animal...?" He asked as he pointed at a fur trout.

Stan: "I'm fine locking him inside if you are..." He replied.

The twins and [Y/N] then nod in agreement.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Outside Shack}

Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop.

Tyler was just chanting 'puma shirt' multiple times, until he paused and started chanting 'panther shirt'.

The Mystery trio; along with Stan, were at the Diner.

The waitress hits a woodpecker on a wall and a beaver in a hole in the floor with a broom.

McGucket: "Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!" He loudly chanted.

Sheriff Blubs is seen eating pancakes very quickly, while Deputy Durland uses a speeding device at him as he chanted 'Go!' multiple times.

Cuts to the twins, [Y/N] and Stan's table; Lazy Susan then walks up to their table.

Stan: "Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday...?"

Lazy Susan: "I got hit by a bus!" She joyfully replied as she smiled.

Stan: "Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!" He laughed.

Lazy Susan: "Thank you. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho..." She also laughed.

Stan: "You do split plates, right...?" He questioned.

Lazy Susan: "Maybe......"

She then makes her lazy eye wink.

Lazy Susan: "...wink!"

Stan: "Great! We'll all split a one-fourth of the number seven, plus a free salad dressing for the lady, a small plate of ketchup for the pine tree boy and a bowl full of mac and cheese for the yellow sweater guy..." He ordered.