⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

Bottomless Pit{Part.4}

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The Mystery trio along with Stan, were in the driveway while Manly Dan ties up a bear.

Stan: "This attraction is gonna make me a fortune. Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition..."

The bear roars and Manly Dan starts wrestling the animal.

Mabel: "Aaaaawww. They're hugging..."

Dipper: "So, let me get this straight. Your plan is to teach a bear to ride a bicycle...?"

Stan: "No. Come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear to drive..."

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{The road}

Stan's car was driving crazily on the road, thanks to the bear now driving.
Stan is in the passenger seat while the kids are in the back seat.

Stan: "...and the yellow light means speed up..." He told the bear and panicked to the sound of cops' sirens.

The officers, Blubs and Durland, stop Stan's car.

Stan: "What seems to be the problem, officers...?"

Blubs: "There better be a darn good explanation for this..."

Stan: "Oh there is. You see, I'm a very old man. Not long for this Earth. And the doctors assigned me a seeing eye bear to drive me to the hospital in case of an emergencies..."

Blubs: "Is that right? Then, where is your doctor's note..?"

Stan: "Why, it's right here, inside my jacket..." He quickly writes note inside of his jacket as spoke to the officers.

Stan: "There you go...." He said and gave them the note.

Blubs: "Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine..."

Stan: "To the hospital, honeypants!" He ordered and the bear roars and drives away.

Later in the Mystery Shack Stan was painting rocks under a sign titled 'Real Gold!'. Mabel then walks up to him.

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan, how could you lie to those policemen? Don't you know lying is always wrong...?"

Stan: "Mabel, when you get to be my age, you'll learn that you sometimes have to bend the truth for the greater good..." He said and began eating a plate of spaghetti.

Dipper then comes in.

Dipper: "Hey, have any of you seen my plate of spaghetti...?"

Stan quickly hid the spaghetti behind him while turning around to Dipper.

Stan: "No...but I bet [Y/N] has. You know how he has this thing for eating random things..." He lied.

Dipper: "This is truly a dark day. Thanks, Grunkle Stan..." He runs off.

Stan: "See? Greater good..."

Mabel: "Aaaaah!" She groaned.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Twins + [Y/N]'s room}

Mabel: "Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan...?"

Waddles(Mabel talking for Waddles): "He needs to stop lying...."

Mabel: "I know, but how do we stop him...?"

Waddles(Mabel): "Maybe you should check Dipper's journal. Oink Oink...."

Mabel: "Say oink one more time..."

Waddles(Mabel): "Oink Oink..."

Mabel: "Waddles, you genius!"