"OH FUCK" you jolted awake, falling off the couch in the process. looking back up to where you once slept, you saw an amused kirari, looking up from her phone and right at you. you had fallen asleep on top of her the night before while watching a movie. "is everything alright? it's nearly two in the morning."
"i- i had a dream"
trying to fight tears, you looked up at the younger momobami. "you look stressed, what was the dream about"
"it was horrible. mr.Krabs overdosed on ketamine and kanye was getting pegged by danny deVito... oh and i was making out with lin from spirited away the whole time"
"..." "you interest me, y/n"
————- AAAAAA TIME SKIP IG———-
"i am under the water" you exclaimed while jiggling around in your seat. the teacher simply looked at you, facepalming. "does anyone else wanna tell me what the first lanthanide is?" "no teach, i got it covered. i memorized the whole periodic table in sixth grade. it's lanthanum😎"
"oh wow, good job y/n. i didn't expect anyone to get that."
smiling slightly, you looked back at your notebook that you had out. there was only like five more minutes before lunch and you planned to do something very swaggy.
looking up, you noticed everyone around you getting up and heading to lunch. quickly stuffing your notebook into your bag, you run out of the classroom straight to the student council room.
"kirari, my main bitch, sayaka, my trust fund hottie, how are you guys?"
sayaka started to reach for her taser before realizing it was only you.
"do you need anything y/n?"
maybe some ketamine...
"well yes but actually no... i want to pay off mary saotome's debt"
"you are aware that this would also excuse her of her housepet title right?"
"uh yeah i'm aware"
"very well, as soon as the money is transferred her housepet status will be revoked."
———BSJSAHSTH time skip SHSYJSG———
"AYO GOLDIE LOCKS I SNATCHED YOUR DEBT"
mary turned around, shocked that someone was talking to her without malice laced throughout every word. as soon as she saw it was you she widened her eyes and marched over to you.
"you what?"
"i payed off your debt for you🪛"
mary just stared at you, confused as to why someone who just made her practically inhuman to the students of higher class, was paying her dept.
"what's the catch"
"there is no catch! at first i was kinda upset at you because you played rock paper scissors with cards, but i thought about it and it does seem more fun the way you did it"
you offered her a sweet smile and then took the silver chain off of her, giving her a thumbs up.
"surprise shawtie!"
walking away from mary, you walk into the lunch room and sit down next to your big tiddie bestie, yumeko. you hadn't gotten any sleep since you had that awful, horrible nightmarish, horrific, appalling, horrendous, disgusting, atrocious, detestable, dream earlier that morning. laying your head on the table you decided that now would be a great time to doze off.
when you finally woke up your arms and legs were wrapped around yumeko and she was running around with you as her human backpack.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"yumeko what time is it?" seemingly unphased about you waking up yumeko kept running, making your head bounce up and down and side to side as she ran making it feel like you were going to throw up. "YUMEKO PUT ME DOWN OR IM GONNA PUKE" yumeko released your arms and legs from her grasp, making it easy for you to just slide[?] off of her. yumeko placed a finger on her lip and looked up with a thoughtful expression gracing her face. "well school ended about thirty minutes ago and everyone's gambling now"
just as you were about to say something else to yumeko mary runs up to the both of you with a panicked look. "MIDARI'S AFTER YOU, GO BEFORE SHE CORRUPTS YOU! RUN Y/N! RUN YOU IDIOT"
"wha-"
before you could finish your sentence midari ran straight at you and picked you up, running away while carrying you bridal style. yumeko and mary started to chase midari, hoping to get you back before midari could "corrupt" you. yumeko was quickly gaining on midari, all while you laughed hysterically. quickly, midari took a left and ran straight into the student council room, leaving mary and yumeko running laps around the school looking for you.
as soon as you entered the room all eyes were on the two of you. i mean you did just run into the room laughing like fucking psychopaths, not to mention that you were still in midari's arms. one person that caught your eye was yumemi, you knew her name sounded familiar but you couldn't quite remember where you've seen her before. maybe we went to school together? no no no that's not it, she was in a commercial right? yeah! she was in that commercial for the flinstones multivitamin gummies!!
"yumemi"
"yumemi"
"yumemi"
yumemi seemed quite annoyed at your constant nagging, but that didn't stop you, when has it ever? just as you were about to start yelling yumemi beat you to it.
"WHAT??"
"were you the kid in that flinstones multivitamins commercial? ya know, the one who danced around while shaking the container of gummies?"
the more the sentence progressed the more flustered yumemi became. it was obvious now that she was in fact, the kid in the commercial due to her constant sputtering and reddened features. hopping out of midari's arms you walked over to yumemi and gave her a big hug. she was surprised at the sudden gesture but hugged back anyway. yumemi didn't know why she hugged you back, if this were anyone else she would've immediately pushed them off and probably even curse them out, all she knew was that she liked the feeling of your arms around her, she thought you smelled (smelt[?]) nice and she wouldn't mind embracing you more often if it meant she could have this again. unfortunately all good things must come to an end, and with that you detached yourself from yumemi and started to rant about how good multivitamins taste.
A/N:HI WHATS YOUR FAVORITE STD?? I PERSONALLY REALLY LIKE Chlamydia, IT JUST ROLLS OFF YOUR TOUNGE YA KNOW ANYWAYS IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO UPDATE, I TRIED TO MAKE THIS ONE A LITTLE LONGER. ALSO, THEY ADDED A BLUEBERRY EMOJI AND I LIKE IT A LOT 🫐🫐🫐🐸👾
