LEGITNESS . KKG GIRLS

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"mary, you got in through a scholarship or whatever right?"

"yeah, why" she scoffed at you, making it known that she was annoyed by your presence. the two of you were sitting together at lunch along with yumeko and Todd or whatever his name was. it was a fairly calm day, almost nothing has happened yet.

"i'll send you soapy tiddy pics if you do my math homework"

"..."

mary made a disgusted face at you, but still thought about it for a while, the math work was fairly easy for her and you weren't necessarily unattractive, so if you were serious she wouldn't lose anything due to this proposal. looking down at her phone she texted you a 'sure dumbass, but only because you're too stupid to do it yourself'

you never did send her soapy tiddy pics.

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"THE POPE ATE ME OUT, SORRY NOT SORRY" midari yelled, gaining the attention of your whole class. she was leaning against the doorway, staring at you while you tried not to cackle. midari walked over to your desk, grabbing your arm and dragging you out of the room. you looked at midari before looking down at her gun. quickly, before she could react, you took her gun and sprinted away.

having midari chasing you was terrifying, it was worse than overdosing on something other than ketamine, it was worse than having an angry peacock try to get you at the zoo, it was probably one of the scariest moments of your life.

taking a turn into the library you get an idea. getting down on one knee and putting the gun down besides you, you took a rock out of your pocket. as midari entered she looked down and saw you, immediately her hands flew up to her face as she began to tear up. still on one knee, you look up at midari saying "i love you bitch, i ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch... i love you more than i love ketamine,,, will you marry me?"

midari completely forgot about chasing you and instead pulled you up into a hug, kissing the top of you head (or if you're hella tall she kissed your cheek <3)

as you returned the gun to midari, and skipped  out of the library hand in hand you took a turn and went straight into the student council room.

kirari and sayaka were together, sayaka handing the president a cup of tea. runa was sitting on the couch playing on her switch, yumemi was on her phone updating her instagram page with pictures taken the day before, ririka looking at something on her phone, and yuriko walking around with two crackers in her mouth and holding several pictures of designer belts that she printed out.

curious as to what yuriko was doing you walked over to her and tapped her shoulder. before you could even ask her a question she turned around, crossed her arms and whispered "i'm not saying i'm batman, but you've never seen us in the same room" before speed walking out of the room.

you just kinda stood there for a hot minute before turning back to midari and re-joining your hands. muttering under your breath, you finally give up and go over to kirari and sayaka. sitting down across from the two of them and grabbing their successfully attention. "hello. you may not know, but i am looking for a sugar mommy. i don't care who it is, just note that men will not be tolerated. if you know anyone eligible for this job please contact me right away." kirari looked at you for a moment, sipped her tea, looked back at you and replied with a simple "i'll do it"

" ... ALSO, IM GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER, YOU BETTER CUM OVER😻😫🙈👹🧴"

this apparently caught sayaka's attention because she turned her head towards you and tilted it a little bit. but whatever, she was invited so if she doesn't show up then you have permission to fart on her pillow (musty asf but you gotta do what you gotta do🥴)

AN: SORRY ITS SO SHORT AND I TOOK FOREVER TO UPDATE, IVE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF STUFF AND I JUST KINDA GOT OVERWHELMED FOR A SECOND, ALSO SORRY THIS ONES NOT AS FUNNY OR WHATEVER, BUT LIKE LOOK AT THESE PICTURES IVE COLLECTED :) ALSO- SOMEONE SAID THAT THIS WHOLE BOOK IS JUST ONE GIANT SHITPOST OR SUM AND VSJDHSJSKSKSNS THEY'RE RIGHT 😭😭