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"...now from the top make it drop that's a wap that's a wap, now bring a bucket and a mop that's a wap, that's a wap..."
was all midari could make out as her ear was pressed against the stall door. she had been following y/n secretly ever since she heard what she had said. (if y'all don't remember, she said she wanted to die) suddenly, the door burst open revealing y/n, wrapped up in toilet paper looking like a mummy. midari fell back due to the door hitting her square in the face, causing y/n to trip over her, landing face first into midairi's ✨tiddies✨. quickly getting up, y/n shuffled back and ripped the toilet paper off of her eyes, looking to see who she just fell on
"oh jeez how do i say this..."
"your boobs intimidate me and i wish to know how obtain such magical... baHOombAs"
midari said nothing but instead just stared at the h/c haired girl, leaving y/n both confused and concerned. "mrs keisha?" "MRS KEISHA" "OH MY FUCKIN GOD SHE FUCKIN DEAD" right as y/n started to turn away, probably to go post on twitter about what she had just done, the girl was pressed against the taller one, who now held a gun.
"how much money is in your pocket?" midari growled. leaving the small girl scared, but as soon as she started to shake, a thought popped into her head. we all die you either kill yourself or get killed, and you sure as hell are NOT about to be killed by some big tiddy goth gf. now having a sudden boost of confidence, y/n pulled out of midairi's grasp and turned around to face her, putting on her cool girl sunglasses.
"sixty nine cents😎" y/n said, a smirk finding it's way across her lips. "you know what that meannnnssss..." midari whispered, a smile plastered onto her face. y/n let a single tear run down her cheek, pulling down her cool girl glasses. "i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets..." it was said in a hushed tone, but anyone could tell that this was a tragedy.

both girls started to cry and hug each other, y/n burring her face back into midairi's boobs. just then, yumeko walked in, concerned because of the sobs. seeing midari, yumeko started to turn away but before she could, she heard a familiar voice. "my fellow gamer girl i never got your name" y/n choked out, being muffled by midairi's t a t a s. "the names midari, but you can call me anytime"said midari with a low voice. "pfFT AHAHAHA" y/n let out an ugly wheeze almost falling over from how hard she was laughing. yumeko was now mad, although she didn't know why. she brushed the thought away as soon as it came, thinking that she was just mad because her new friend was talking to the one she hated most. "Oh y/n! were you crying earlier? what's wrong?" yumeko said in a concerned voice, trying to keep herself from 'accidentally' kicking midairi in the shin, throwing y/n over her shoulder, and running out of the academy.
y/n looked down, a solemn expression on her face. "an E-girl is ruining my life" y/n said, pointing at midari. "hmmmm? y/n are you feeling alright, theres nobody there." "what yumeko are YOU okay?? bruh she's standing right there. the hot one with one eye, ya know she kinda looks like ya know t-the one person!" y/n exclaimed, her face lighting up at this mystery person. "y/n are you feeling okay, there's nothing there" y/n stayed silent before finally whispering "yo she on x-games mode..." " wait, that didn't make sense. a n y w a y s i'm gonna go crash that student council meeting, wanna come with me?" yumeko simply shook her head before explaining she had to get back to class. "uhm midadday would you like to go ruin people's lives with me🥺" "heh okay but wait how did you make that face out lou-" "c'MoN dAdDy LeTs GoOOo"
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y/n and midari stood in front of the large doors leading to the student council room, looking at each other. "ya know i bet the president would make a good cat in the hat" y/n said, looking directly into midairi's eye. midari said nothing, staring intently back at y/n before licking her lips. y/n blushed a little at how close they were and turned to look back at the door.
"AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES" y/n screeched, busting the door open. midari followed with a few gunshots directly into the roof, scaring the s h i t out of y/n. "hoLY SHIT MIDADDY" y/n turned to look at midari, glaring, and then turning right back around. y/n was met with all eyes on her and midari, all either scared, annoyed, or amused. y/n was starting to get anxious with everyone looking at her, turning a deep red color. before she could go hide behind midari, kirari started to speak. "y/n, was there a need for this to happen, or are you just playing your silly impulsive games again?" "i- you- it's just that- well you know- i thought t-that may- f-fuck it. do you have any apple juice?"
y/n questioned, a goofy smile forming on her face. kirari just sighed, looking at the girl and motioning for the girl to come to her. " everyone, this is y/n. y/n this is runa, yuriko, kaede, midairi, and yumemi. the rest you already know." y/n just looked at her before reciting all of the names. "oh okay, got it." y/n said, still bright red. "now midari sit down, and y/n would you like to stay for the rest of this meeting?" kirari was now looking at y/n, expecting an answer of some sort. y/n just looked back before getting an idea. she took her finger and pressed it onto kirari's nose making a soft "boop" sound. upon seeing this, kaede scoffed and looked at
y/n with disgust. "president why would you allow such a child to attend a council meeting. she's obviously not smart enough to contribute, and she has no self control." y/n looked right back at kaede before contorting her face and scoffing right back at him "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. but anyways yes kirari, i will stay😌"

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