when you finally finished your multivitamin rant you walked away from yumemi, not even sparing her a second glance. standing there confused, yumemi blinked slowly, and then huffed as she walked away. (probably to go destroy a room) walking over to kirari you shoot her a small smile. as she motions for you to come closer you begin to run over and go in for a hug as she simultaneously bends over to pick something.
"oh shit, kirri don't move" "NONONO DO NOT MOVE. MY ARM IS STUCK INSIDE OF YOUR BRAID"
"i would advise you to be careful, if you ruin my braid i will stab an eye out just like i did to midari"
"kinky... wait are you serious?"
all eyes were now on the two of you, watching you as you struggled to remove your arm from the presidents hair. with the never ending giggles and snorts coming from runa and midari it became increasingly difficult to hold your laugh in. letting a small laugh out every once in a while, all you managed to do is get your arm more stuck.
"y/n hurry up or i will leak your search history."
"pfft you cant do that, you don't know my search history"
"i memorized it"
"...may i ask how?"
"your password is ketamine, it wasn't that hard"
"okayokayokay wait i'm trying to get it out"
"3"
"THE FUCK?? IM TRYING"
"2"
"please... you don't have to do this"
"1"
oh shit
"one, how do i get my big tiddie best freind to fall in love with me"
"ahaha i've never been to oover java..?"
"number two, is it normal to warm up carrots using a bathtub"
"HAHAHA KIRARI MY HAND HAS LEFT YOUR BRAID I THINK THATS ENOUG-"
"three, will my tiddies fall of if someone grabs them too hard?"
"NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP"
"fou-"
"NICKI MINAJ... IS THE QUEEN OF RAP"
hearing this, yuriko turns around immediately and grabs your hand, leading you to her gambling den. she clicks a button on her phone and a song starts to play
'CAUSE I GOT A SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE WITH A BIG BANK
as yuriko dances and sings the lyrics to the song you leave the room, turning into the next hallway over.
what the hell... was she trying to seduce me? she always seemed so... i don't know? quiet? anyways, we should go see if Winnie the Pooh lookin ass and my big tiddie bestie are still here.
walking down the halls and away from yuriko you finally find yumeko gambling with some boy (👹) that had brown hair or whatever with mary behind her. walking up to yumeko you wrap your arm around her shoulders and put your head on top of hers
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A/N: I TRIED TO DRAW IT ON NOTES WTH IS THIS
"hi y/n! after this do you wanna gamble with me?"
"uhh it depends, what would we play?"
"i wanted to play strip poker with you, with anyone else it would be absolutely mundane!"
"no💖"
walking over to mary you get behind her, trying to hide from yumeko's nagging for you to play a round of strip poker with her. once she finally finished her gamble she began to stare at you creepily and smile —————
"ugh y/n run me over"
"yumeko you overestimate me, i don't know how to drive"
"y/n you idiot that's not what she meant. god you're such a fucking dumbass" mary said while rolling her eyes at you and fixing her hair. you don't even know how you really even became friends with mary, after you paid off her debt she just kinda stuck around with you. even with her constant insults you knew she was a baddie and she most definitely did not belong to the streets.
"mArYyYyYyYyYyYyYYYYyyyYYYyyY"
"no."
"i just want a hug. you know when i'm famous and rich you won't be part of my extravagant backstory. people will adore me and shun you, i'll have a great life and a decent relationship with my mother, of course she'll only want me for my money but that's okay. as long as she's there it'll be cool beans. anyways, when you're poor and homeless i'll let you live with me, all for the small price of a hug. think about it, just one hug and you're set for life. anyways i'm going to go do the vice presidents drag makeup now, don't miss me too much. XOXO luv" —————- A/N: HI, sorry for the short chapter despite taking forever to update. ANYWAYS, I HAVE A TWITTER BUT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO POST 🛐🛐 ALSO GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE COLD MEDICINE BRAND, ITS FOR SCIENCE :) w-what if we held toes together🥺🥺
