EXT. ST MICHAEL'S MOUNT, CORNWALL - SHORTLY AFTER
JESSICA ZEUS a forgetful thug terrorises two elderly ladies.
MATTHEW, closely followed by STEVE, rushes towards JESSICA, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
STEVE
What is is? What's the matter?
MATTHEW
That's not just any old thug, that's Jessica Zeus!
STEVE
Who's Jessica Zeus?
MATTHEW
Who's Jessica Zeus? Who's Jessica Zeus? Only the most forgetful thug in the universe!
STEVE
Blinkin' knickers, Matthew! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most forgetful thug in the universe!
matthew
You can say that again.
STEVE
Blinkin' knickers, Matthew! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most forgetful thug in the universe!
MATTHEW
I'm going to need swords, lots of swords.
Jessica turns and sees Matthew and Steve. She grins an evil grin.
JESSICA
Matthew Bishop, we meet again.
STEVE
You've met?
