STEVE
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
RAYMOND
Matthew?
MATTHEW
I'm sorry Raymond, but I think you should skedaddle.
RAYMOND leaves.
STEVE turns to MATTHEW.
STEVE
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
MATTHEW
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly STEVE stops.
STEVE
When I said I pick my nose and eat it, you know I was just trying to distract the thug don't you?
THE END