DHAMAAL ft.BTS | Desi Crackfic✔

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veryone was trying to get him up by stroking his chest but failed to get him back to life. Supposing him suffered from sudden heart failure. They even tried sprinkling water on his face but still, he didn’t sound alive …..maybe that amount wasn’t enough.
 
 
 
“Abb Ambulance ko hi bulana padega” as Jin dialled 101 on his phone but Yoongi stopped.
 
“Ruko hum solution nikaal lenge khaali ka batanghard ban jayega muhalle mai ” Yoongi advised.
 
“Sochenge ki Corona ho gaya hai uncle ko” Namjoon completed Yoongi’s sentence.
 
 
 

 
 
 
“Lagta hai Sasura Bhagwan ke pyaare ho gye..” Jimin gave up.
 
“Naahiiiiii Dadaji utho aap humey aise chodke nahi jaa sakte ” Jungkook started shaking him while wailing.
 

“Abey chup! Shub Shub boliyo!” Hoseok scolded Jimin and Jungkook.
 
 
 
 
 

 
No one from the boys is a Biology student but there was Yoongi who suggested this-
 
“Chummi dena padega .”
 

“Matlab…. mouth to mouth suction right?” Namjoon countered.
 

“Chiiiiiii! Pata hai zyaada angrezi matt jhadiyo!” Jin corrected to Joon .
 

“Kaun karega bae yeh?  mai toh bhakt hoon bhai maare ko kam vam nahi karna aisa ”. Jimin cleared his point.
 
 
 

 
Now everyone in the hall had that ‘Not Me’ looks on their faces and started pointing to each other like tu tu mai mai and at last decided with stone, paper, scissors for a fair decision.
 

But our clever yoongi stated an absolute fact: “Wait-! Taehyung laya na sabko idhar phir toh wo hi karega”

“Haan Haan Haan !” Everyone agreed in unison.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
But where the heck he is?
 

 
 
 
 
And there he comes from bathroom dragging a bucket full of ice-cold water rest of the members were confused by his actions.
 

“AEYY ! TUJHE YEH TIME PAR KAPDE DHONEY KI PADI HAI ?” Jin scowled at Taehyung.
 
 
 
 

Taehyung then splashed that full bucket on Babur Uncle.
 
 
 
 
 
 

“WTF-!!??” All 6 members were mouth were left hanged.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Suddenly Uncle opened his eyes and jumped from Sofa and started shivering  “Thrr Thrrrr Sardi Sardi! Haay! mar gaya !”
 
 

 
“Abb Jaan mai Jaan aayi! bolo kaisa mera idea.?” Taehyung proudly sniffed his nose.
 
 

“Yaaaaaarrrrrrr! tu Dev Manus nikla Reyyyyy Waaaaahhhhhh!  bhaiii ! chamakaaar kar diyaa !!” his members celebrated and treated him like a doctor. Whereas Babur was still processing from the blackout.
 
 

 
“Dadaji aap zinda ho gye !!” Jungkook exclaimed.
 

“Haan hum jabse aapko utha rahe the par humara dost Taehyung ne tarqeeb lagayi ” Jin explained him the matter.
 
 
Babur then slowly remembered as Jungkook called him Dadaji his soul sank back into his past his family, his wife, his grandson and heavy emotions overflowed which made his heart weak and he went unconscious.
 
 

“Uncle aap Heart patient ho ?” Namjoon guessed.
 

“Haan…. beta wo……. tum longh meri jaan kyun bachayi? mujhe marne hi dete? …yeh building sab aasani se chura lete? aab jeekar fayda hi kya hai ? sab khatam ho gaya …..” he started crying.
 
 
“Nahi uncle aap aise na boliye, ” Taehyung said and massaged Babur’s knee.
 

“Dekhiye aapka potha Jungkook yehi hai ”Jimin joked. As Jungkook eyes twinkled.
 

Babur smiled at the three adorable maknaes and ruffled their hairs and the scene looked like three cute puppies to their master.
 
 
“Par uncle apke bete kyun chale gaye? aapki wife.. ? Potha ?”Yoongi questioned.
 

To this Babur started sharing his life story and the 7 kids listened to him with all ears curiously.
 

“Bahut bura huya aapke saath unko aise nahi karna chahiye tha !” Jin said.
 

“Uncle aapki story bhootnaath film wali type lag rahi hai kuch kuch.’’ Jimin whispered loudly.
 

“Ooye zubaan sambhal ke” Hoseok pinched on Jimin’s thighs.
 
 “...koi nahi uncle aap bhoot nahi ho story mai… hehe” Jimin continued.
 
 
 

 
Babur giggled a bit and rest all giggled with him. And the room was filled again with laughter and joy.
 
 
 
 

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Word count: 642 words.