DHAMAAL ft.BTS | Desi Crackfic✔

ch.16

(long chapter ahead❕)

Yoongi wokeup and saw himself in the place he wanted to reach first without even trying much-

"Apun ek legend hai sacchi " he smirked within himself.

He shrieked in achievement that none of his members came there, without wasting much time he silently went inside the mansion.

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Meanwhile these two foxes were snoring loudly in the car which was parked outside the mansion gate.

(This scene look likes a Rabit & Turtle story lol.)

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"Gaaaand maaaaro inki!!! Bada jhooot bola hai!!!! koi bimaar vimaar nhi the ye log!!!  pata nhi kisss gaun -kahan se aajate hai" said that man who pushed Jinkook out from the vehicle as they caught lying in 4K.

As Jinkook ran for their life holding the title #shamelessno.1

"Koi na aadha rasta pahunch gye paidal chalke nikaal lenge bass thodi hi dooor hai." Jin said to Jungkook.

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"Finally we are here."  exclaimed Namjoon. He stood watching the mansion then proceeded to opened the gate then to stopped by Hoseok.

"Ooye- Rukk Namjoon....Ye gaddi kiski? Aur andar isme khaaraate kon le rha hai?" Said Hobi as be examined the car then peeked inside the window.

"PATA THA mennu Accha hi hai soone do inhe ,Ghode bhechke so rhe hai nalayak!"

Namseok went inside in righteous way as they should.

There's comes our fav jodi.

"Bhaiyya  mai apni 23 saal zindagi mei kabhi itna paidal nhi chala...... lagta hai mere leg mera body se alag ho jaayega aaj"

"Aaagegya mahal dekh jaldi!!!!!!" Jin thought they are the 1st one to arrive not until Jungkook pointed to parked car.

"Inn bikhaariyon ko kahi dekha maine pehle." Said Jungkook.

As Jimin woke up straight from his sleep and choked his neck.

"Bikhaaari kisko bulaavat hai?" said Jimin.

"Arreee baapre gala chodo, Jin bhaiyya dekho naa" wailed Kookie.

With this disturbance Taehyung too woke from his deep sleep.

"Suno pehle tum log aaaye idhar na aur hum second toh barabari mei baaant lete hai paise saare chupchap."said Jin in his serious tone.

"Kya tarqqeeb lagayi hai bhaiyya, tussi great ho." As Jungkook favoured Jin.

"Aur phir palti galli se nikal jayengi, wo buddhe rapline ko kya pata chalega." Smirked Taehyung.

"Ma-Kasam ekdum baddhiya plan" commented Jimin.

As Namseok roamed around the mansion from room to room to find nothing but old & dusty furnitures , pictures.

"Mujhe darr lag rha hai Namjoon".said Hobi who finds the mansion creepy.

"Don't worry Hobi Mai hoon na! yeh dekho Babur uncle ki jawaani ki photo kitne handsome the wo- yeh unki wife hogi.... Unka itna bada parivaar tha so sad they left him all alone, the world is really cruel."

"Inte bacche saare unke? WAAH-" which amused Hobi.

They both really forget by time that they came there for money.

Suddenly a jar fell on the other side.

"AaaaaAAAAaaaAaaAAaa" screamed Hoseok.

"Kon hai wahan? I said who is there?" shouted Joon.

As Hobi closed his eyes & started praying mantras in his head.

"Oh shit yaar! yeh log itni jaldi aaagye ? kya karun?" the sound was created by Yoongi.

"Lagta wo aurat humara peecha kar rhi hai "

"Shut up Hoseok aisa nhi hai... kon aurat ?"

"Wo aurat jiss raat hasss rhi thi zor se .......Babur  bhi usi raat aakhri saans leee thi...... hum sab movie dekh rhe the....... Namjoon chalo yehan se chalte hai chodo paise-vaise jaan pyaari hai na.... hum earn karelenge"

"Cmon Hobi its not like that ...dekho jo darr gya samjho marr gya, lets search now." Confided Joon to Hobi to which he calmed down for a bit.

M.E.A.N.W.H.I.L.E.

"Tu andar jaa pehle" said Jin stepping back.

"Nhi tu jaaa apne apko baazigar kehta hai na" said Jin to Jimin.

"Jaa jaa kya hua abb pant gili ho gya ki tae-tae phiss" said Kookie to Taehyung.

"Chal Pehle kon aaya idhar ? VMIN so first u two." As Jin pushed Tae inside.

"Abey bhaicho-" cursed Taehyung.

"Apunn Jaaega! .....chalre Bhidu" Vmin stepped inside first followed by Jinkook.

"Holy-Cow itna bada mahal." Said vminjinkook

As Jungkook have allergy from dust he started coughing and stepped on something which he shouldnt-
A row of bats started flying.

"CORONÄAAAĂAAAÅAAAÃAAAAÀAAAÂAAAÁ"  then four of them started running upstairs where namseok were there.

"Omgggg wo kyaaa thaaaa" Hobi got alerted & panicked with that noise but Joonie was so engrossed in his world he didnt even flinched.

Hobi got angry now he dragged & demanded Namjoon to leave mansion as  was getting dark & the mansion has no lights.

They both hurried up as Joon quickly stole some books & pictures of Babur family and kept inside his bag alone with a map of whole mansion.

They both started running downwards as the other group were too climbing up on same stairs they all crashed & dumped into each other.

"aaaaaAAAaaaaaAAAA BHOoooOoooOTTTT" screamed Jimin & Jin

"AaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaa chutttdaillll" screamed Tae & Kook

"Hollyyyyyyyy  Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk"
screamed Namjoon.

"Areee mujhe choodd do bhootni ji meri shadi bhi nhi huyi....naukri bhi nhi hai .....matt maarna plzzzzz" pleaded Hobi.