"Can you please stop watching Harry Potter and pay attention to me?" My girlfriend whines "Penelope, my love this is the part of the movie that gets good" I reply "This is the eighth time you saw this movie today!" "Penelope, Harry is about to get Avada Kedavra-ed again." "Cmon let's get some rest, your birthday is 0tomorrow and you have to be well rested" " technically it's today" "Excuse me- holy hell it's 2:30-" Penn was cut off by the sound of both our phones going off indicating that we have a case. ~ Penelope arrive at the BAU office and we're on our way to my desk having a normal conversation with my beautiful girlfriend "I don't understand why you're obsessed with Harry Potter" "I don't see why you're obsessed with Derek" "Hey! You don't talk about my chocolate thunder like that!" "Penelope, you're not even dating him, you're dating ME" "Yeah but he's better" "Pfft, I'm way better-" I was cut off by my coworkers screaming "SURPRISE" "AHH HOLY HELL I THINK I PISSED" I scream "Happy birthday!" They all yelled "Did my baby girl not ruin anything?" Derek asked me "No! Why else would I almost piss myself?!" "It was so hard! I almost blurted it out many times!" Penelope added "Did you watch Harry Potter today?" Spencer asks me "Omg she's been binging it! She's on what is it called? The last one." "Deathly Hallows part 2" I chime in kinda annoyed she doesn't listen to me. "Cmon! We got you a Harry Potter cake!! Look!!"
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(^^you're cake)
"MERLINS BEARD I LOVE IT!" I scream in excitement "I had a feeling she'd say that" JJ said laughing "THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!" I scream hugging everyone and kissing my girlfriend "Happy birthday beautiful" Penelope whispers in my ear.
