Countryhumans x Reader (oneshots)

My Inheritance To You

"Take that, dumbass!" I yell as I attack my enemy. I smile, watching them look down at my attack, eyes widened. But, they only smile in return, making my smile drop. They laugh, as they prepare their attack. No... No way..

"You do know that you?re not the only one, right, Y/n?"They said, their smile getting bigger as they looked up at me with a smirk. That fucking smirk. I swear to God, I will slap that fucking smirk off your face..

But only if it was me getting affected~

I watch him play his attack, smiling as well, as we look at the person who has to deal with such damage. Such pain. Such... b e t r a y a l .

"Nice play, Steaks." I say as I look at the one who have passed the attack onto another country. "Maybe you're not so bad, despite the last few times." I smirk. He only smirks back, chuckling as well. "Even at the darkest of times, even if you fall to your knees after so many failed attempts.. You still have a chance to be the one on top." He said.

"Ah, don't get ahead of yourself, and most definitely.." Canada said, smiling as they play their attack as well. Now, with their attack, including mine and America's, the damage is far worse. We all giggle like the trouble maker that we all are as we looked at each other. We are all kind, and we wouldn't hurt someone in real life for fun, but this? This is fun.

But, we are all silenced as we hear laughter. It's loud, and they surely have a little mischief as well. The laugh of a trouble maker.. ah, now that's a nice thing to hear at times like these.

The laugh was from Mexico, as they also played their attack.

Oh no... No, it's coming back to me!! I don't have another one!

Fear gripped my heart as I realized that after Sweden and Russia... I would be the next. I would be the one dealing with the damage- I can't do that! It's too much!

And, it was just as I had feared..

It... came back.

To.. me.

They were all laughing at me, but I couldn't help but stare down at it.

Oh, but luck is on my side tonight, everybody~!

"You thought it was over... Hah.." I said, as I look up from my cards.

I grab one of my possible attacks with my smile widening, and America's faltering.

"No... No.. Y/n, don't you fucking dare.." He said, staring at me, and even if he had his famous sunglasses on.. I could tell he was begging me with his eyes.

"HA!! YOU FUCKING THOUGHT!" I yell out in triumph, putting down and playing my attack.

Laughter filled the entire place, along with America's yell of anguish.

Me, Sweden, Russia, Mexico and Canada, all laughing at America, as he shamefully took the fall in the end.

"THAT'S SO MANY!!!!" Canada shouted while laughing. It made nearly all of us laugh even harder. "I- I CA- AHAHAHA!!" Mexico said- they couldn't even finish their sentence and bursted out laughing.

Suddenly, America stopped counting. "Wait." He said out of the blue. "Wait, I did have another one!" He shouted, now happy once more.

Now, it was Canada's turn to be scared. For they are the one who will now take the fall.

"Hey, stop that! You're just cheating, you got one from there and are just pretending you had it all along!!" Canada shouted at America. "No, these are the ones I'll be getting, but these are the ones I already had! and look!" He said, as he played his attack.

"I bad another one all along!" America shouted in triumph, as he put what he was supposed to get back to where it belonged.

"Looks like we had the same case, America." I say, looking at him with a smile. It's a little bit cocky, but it's a smile nevertheless.He smiled back at me, and raised his hand towards me, curled up to a fist. I do the same and bump my fist with him. It's a fist bump. Nothing new, we do this a lot,

The fall responsibility was passed around to Mexico, then to Sweden, and then to Russia. Who was.. quiet.

He was quiet, but.. he had a smile on his face.

We all look down to see..

H e o n l y h a s o n e l e f t .

And, since I was besides him.. I could see what it was..

Time slowed down as I watched him place it down onto the floor.

"I said uno earlier." He said, placing down his last card, which so happens to be a plus four.

I look down at my cards.

It's all.. just numbers.

No, that can't be..

Quickly and frantically re-shuffling my cards, I tried to look for another one.

There-! It fell!

I pick it up and place it, a plus two.

"Hey, that's not-" "No, Ame, we don't have a rule about using plus two's after plus four's and vice-versa." I say, cutting off and shutting up America.

"How could you do this to me, bro...?" He said sadly. He didn't have another plus two or four, that's for sure. "Just passing it to you, bro." I smile at him as I pat his shoulder. "Just giving you my inheritance." "From one idiot to another!" Canada, Mexico and Russia all said in unison.

"Hey!" America and I shout, also in unison.

(Meanwhile, somewhere around the apartment building that they're all in)

"Ugh- they're so loud!!" A girl yelled out in frustration.

"Oooookkayy, there goes my head down into the gutter.." Germany said in a low voice.

"What the fuck?" The girl said as they looked at Germany with a confused look.

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...I.. don't know what happened.

This was supposed to be some Cool, Badass, Awesome oneshot thing, but uhm... I really don't know where this went.

Sorry if you need bleach to clean your eyes after this.