Haha authors note and random story shit go brrrr
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Reader pov
the organisations invited every single country to a party and incoided even micronstions lmao this is odd but whatever im going woohoo
UN pov
oh shit look y/n with their friends is here oh fuck they my angel bro smh im gonna kill their friends and keep y/n for me smh
NATO pov
an i oop un chuckling and looking awayat y/ns frends ä
oh he want get rid of them too lmao ok thats good at least i dont have to do everything like a mom lol
Asean pov i think i forgot fuck this might be Eu i dont fucking know anymore bruh
i talk to people so i can kill them later lmao anyways k bye reader
I think this is eus part now Eu pov
lmao look im onservig all the organizations and talking about how we all mjrderers for y/n because we cant talk to them because of our endless job also the author is a bland ass bitch and cant give us each a personalty lmao
amyways afri is very talkatkve so she and y/n know eachother well
also im a girl
afri pov
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck i forgot her lines lmao shit anyways moving on
Resder pov
why party less crowded
does t matter i wanna explore
i blame alcohol if caught hhaaha
oh look spOokIe sTaiRwAy leading down to a basement ooo wonder whats there hehee
yo wha tthe fuck it dark as shit in here
why the fucl the metal smeling here the fuck metal aint got nonsmell right
what the fuck did i just kick
fuck it imma use my phone flaslughr to see
oh shit dead body
wakt what the fuck thats my friend hungary what the shi
Eu: omg y/n wtf r u doing here
Yn: nitch what the fuck are YOU doing thats my friend youre holding that you just killed what the rfuck bitch
(other peeps stsrt running towards basement)
(insert someone turns kight on and everyone sees dead bodies and blood all over the place)
everyone: omg what the fuck
some peeps: fuck this im out
other peps: omüh my go- (vomits)
other other pips: crying and/or fainting
(some people leave)
Germany: eu what the fuck büarent u supposed to help us not murder us
Yn: fuck u youre not eu youre just a murderer!!1!11
Ame: yn bro i-..actually no fuck consoling yeah yn is right what the fukc bitch whts your fucking problem why did you kill my sister nada huh answer me u fucking btich
(insert fuck ton of running and thumping and shooting upstiars)
Yn: what the fuck is ha-
Eu: fuck u (lunges at u three)
Ame, Ger, Yn: (dodge)
Eu: (escapes)
Ame: get back here u fucking bitch (runs after her)
Ger: ame you fucking dumbass no (goes after ame)
Yn: oi assholes dont keave me here alo-
(is held back by someone with mouth over readers mouth)
(reader makes as much noise possible and thrahes around a fuck ton)
Lithuania: omg yn what the fuck oi fucker leave yn alone (punches person)
Nato: agh fuck hüthat hurts how the fuck can you hurt me im supposed to be strong as shit oh wsit fuck hes no dont leave yns's mine you fuck tard
Lith and yn: (running away)
Afri: hey fucekrs out here come on hurry up oh my fucking god fome on smhhhhh
lith: we're fucking trying to nit get shot you fucker who even are you oh wait youre afri right
(insert getaway)
(reader sees germany and america being attacked with no escape)
yn: afri omfg stop lets get germany and america omg OI FUCKERS HURRY THE FUCK UP
ame and ger: (looks at eachother) (runs towards car and gets in)
germany: FUCKING DRIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
everyone specially afri! CALM THE FUCK DOWN I AM FUCKING TRYING FOR FUCKS SAKE
Asean: (chasing afri with car that is very fast) YOURE FUCKING DEAD YOU GODDAMN THIEVES YN IS MINE!11!!!
yn: FUCK OFF NO IM NOT I LIKE AFRI NOT YOU FUCKING PSYCHO
afri: (nearly fucking crashesk) YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED UNTIL WE WERE SOMEWHERE SAFE TO CONFESS YN WHAT THR FUCK
yn: sorry
afri: yeah its cool anyways hey look oh shit his car blew up
(moment kf slince as afri drives)
ame: weöre.. we.'re safe now..ruight
lith: i think so
afri: yeah were safe now. also i have to admit something ive actually gone ya-
germany: (points gun at afri) I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL US KILL US AND YN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU YOU AFRICAN UNION IMPOSTER
afri: wait no let me expla
yn: GERMANY NO DONT FUCKING SHO
(germany shoots anyways because hes gone batshit crazy due to all the things that hppened and the car crashes)
yn: omg what the fuck just happend are yiu guys oka- wait what it was all a nightmare
yn: ...oh yeah right it wasnt a nightmare
yn: ive been in a hospital bed ever since that because of the trauma ah shit im sad now.
yn: also i think im paralyzed oh fuck im even more sad goddü fucking dammit why me
nurse: its been 8 months and a half and they still havent been showing progress of improving at all also shes really fucking weak and about to die so if you want we can either kill them now and end their suffering or we can keep them alive but u have to take care kf them big time so your choice maam
lithuania: ah fuck i really love them as my family and i want them to live but i hate seeing them like this oh fuck im fucking crying again godfucking dammit ah shit god fuck
nurse: sir its okay we know this is a really tough thing to decide
lithuania! no no its okay but can i please talk to them first
nurse: yes
lith: ok
lith: hey yn i dont know if you can hear me or if youre off to your daydream world again but please know that i really lvoe you as my family but i really jsut cant keep seeing you like this anymore im sorry but im gonna jave to pull the plug on you okay dont worry you can go to somewhere much beter i promsie
yn: thats ok. i lvoe u too. thanks for being my friend.
lith: (insert ugly crying)
lith: (sitting down infont of a tomb stone) hey yn. it's been like..2 and a half years now. ive moved on, gotten a new life, with a new famlüily. none of them are with me rn though. anyways. i lvoe you i really do but i have to move on and continue my life. this may be my last visit. ok i love you beshie but goodbye.
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is this good i just made up like half of it lmao
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