Nipples.
Risotto got back to the...house..? i mean they have to be lowkey about who knows that they're mafia members but do they consider it a base?? For fanfic purposes i'll say house I guess, they housemates. Anyway Risotto got back to a fuckin smashed window and Dwanpo in sight? Worried of her whereabouts he and the others who came back with him started searching for clues, even Kiwi who coincidentally came back with pizza at the same time the assassins finished their mission somehow.
"Who would be able to take her when there are only a handful of people who know where we live" Illuso asked picking up a shard of glass with his bare fucking fingers, and somehow not cutting himself. "Cioccolata." Sorbet answered, sounding annoyed, to which Formaggio looked over and asked. "How do you know?"
Gelato took a piece of paper from Sorbet's hand and read it aloud. "I stole your bitch shitlips. Love, Kinky doctor man Cioccolata and Secco"
"FUCK that guy!" Ghiaccio grumbled angrily. Melone looked over. "Please don't." Risotto stayed silent and stared at the glass shards on the ground like the beautiful dramatic edgy man that he is. Pesci stared at him, nudging prosciutto and asking "What is he doing?" "Give him a moment, he's having an anime awakening moment" "His hat is still jingling-"
Risotto stared at the ground in pain because the leather straps on his outfit were chafing his nipples, and he turned to the others. "Okay let's go save her" "Poggers" Kiwi replied and they all left.
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Dawno x Risotto (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) (Jjba) (Shitpost)
FanfictionThis is a shitpost not to be taken seriously please there are are a lotta grammar mistake idc
