Dawno x Risotto (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) (Jjba) (Shitpost)

CHAPTER 2

Introductions

Dono Kiwi and Risotto make it to italy on the helicopter and walk into a building where there were about 8 other men. Dawno stayed next to Risotto like the antisocial fuck she is despite how genuinely cool she is that hoeass bein shy while Kiwi  went to go take a shit (already met all of them). One had blue hair and was actively ignoring the man next to him. He seemed agitated. The one next to the angry one had lilac hair and was asking if he could suck the blue man's toes repeatedly.

There was a pair, one with black hair slicked back and up like fuckin hair from steven universe without the bangs. He wore a virgin killing sweater with the sleeves. He was with a man with messy blonde hair and a green collared shirt and they were doing each other's nails and being very gay. I cant insult them, they're just being gay.
There was a boy in the corner that didnt have a fucking neck. he looked like a fucking thumb, but a cute thumb, he had green hair that looked like fucking grass and had an outfit with a buncha hearts on it, as well as a floofy comfy jacket. He was cute in a wholesome way.

The one he was socializing with though was an angry man who looked like a model. It was crazy he was talking to the thumb boy considering how different they seemed. There was a man with half of his body coming out of a mirror on the wall taking selfies with a tiny man on his shoulder.

"OI RISOTTO" The angry blue man yelled. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT." All chatter in the room fucking died. Dawnooooooo fuckin hid even further behind risotto, plotting ambar's murder for leaving her with like 9 dudes she didnt FUCKING know. Risotto stepped forward. "This is..... uh-" The man coming out of the mirror smiled. "Risotto you didnt even ask her fucking name did you?" From the shitter, Kiwi fuckin screamed out "HER NAME IS DAWNO." Risotto looked at doug dimmadawno and smiled before looking up at the others. "This is doon" The others nodded amongst themselves.

"Nice to meet you Diana." The green one said "I'm Pesci, and this is Prosciutto!" he said, pointing to the angry model looking man. "Molto bene" the flirty toe sucker responded, actually saying the right phrase instead of 'di molto' so the blue man wouldn't punt him into the sun. "My name is Melone, and this angry little asshole right here is ghiaccio." He out a hand to the side of his mouth ghiaccio was near as if that would make the man less likely to hear and said "Some may even call him smurf-"  Ghiaccio kicked him in his stupid horny face before he could finish saying that cursed name. Smurfaccio would forever stay hidden from the world.

The two that were painting each others that were painting each other's nails stared over to dino and smiled, the one with black hair stating his name. "Name's Sorbet." The messy haired blonde following behind with "Gelato." They seemed approachable.

The snarky man in the mirror (Heh) exited the mirror completely with the little man still on his shoulder and grinned. "So, Dwam. I'm Illuso. What's a pretty gal like you doin in the mafi-" The little man jumped off of Illuso's shoulders and became normal sized, smacking the back of Illuso's head so hard he fuckin fell and ate shit. "Stop flirting you fuck," he looked up at Doo and smiled. "I'm formaggio"

A loud toilet flushing sound followed by the sound of a door being slammed open was heard and Kiwi came back out. "the fuck was Melone about to say there?-"