Dawno x Risotto (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) (Jjba) (Shitpost)

CHAPTER 1

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Dawno was sitting in her room laying on her bed with her temmie plush sobbing aggreeessively because she was angy at her dad for being a stinky shit. A sudden loud knock at the window caused her to jump as tears kept rolling down her face. "The actual fuck was that what the fuck, i swear to fuckin god" she grabbed the knife she has in her fuckin room for some goddamn reason and held it up. Suddenly Kiwi fucking smashed in her window with some random baseball bat she pulled from her ass. "Whats up slut we breakin you out"

"Kiwi what the fuck you smashed my window in you stinky hoe" Donno replied. "Also aren't you supposed to be in Oklahoma?" Kiwi smiled and answered "I don't know, i was bored so i walked over." Dawno sighed and grabbed a jacket "Aight where we goin, also why did you say we?" Kiwi pointed to a fuckin unit of a man. He was some fuckin height no one could tell except for me cause i'm the narrator so he was 6'8, had short white hair, dark skin, and his eyes were black with red pupils and also he had big dobonhonkaros. "Hi" the man said. "What the fuck" Domino's pizza answered.

"Yeh this is risotto" Kiwi answered, fucking pushing the bat into the ground like the fucking dumbass she is. Donno laughed. "Kiwi you dumb fucking idiot. You silly little bitch. You horrid hoe, Risotto is jojo character, and a fucking food." Kiwi slapped the fuck outta dawno for about two seconds and said "No, literally look he's right in front of you dumbass." Risotto stepped out of the darkness of the night into the light shining from the inside of Dawno's room. "Oh my god it is risotto." Risotto gave a slight wave of his hand. "Yeh."

Suddenly a horrible stinky awful homophobi- I mean- Dawno's dad came into the room with a gun for some reason. "Dont hurt my daughter-"
Risotto simply walked right up to domino's father who was too pussy to shoot this absolute fucking unit of a man, and took the gun. "You're daughter calls me daddy too." He then picked Dawno up and walked to a helicopter and flew them to Italy.