Dawno x Risotto (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) (Jjba) (Shitpost)

CHAPTER 5

Meanwhile at Cioccolata's ...boner castle..? Lab?? ....OFFICE?? Uhhhhhh,, let's go with office i guess. Doop laid on a surgical table arms crossed and muttering angrily to herself while Cioccolata bandaged his arm, he and secco both yelling at dip for stabbing him. "WELL, Y'KNOW" dion started. "MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE STABBED YOU IF YOU WEREN'T BEING SUCH A BITCH." Cioccolata gasped "HOW DARE YOU Y'KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA-" he stood up and walked towards dween aggressively only for her to stab him again in the hand. "FUCK, OW YOU LITTLE SHIT"

Dalonwo flipped Cioccolata off and then the loud crash of a window breaking made dawno jump and consider getting stronger glass for the window in her room. "WHATS UP SLUT WE BREAKIN YOU OUT." "God Fucking Damnit Kiwi." It was la squadra to the rescue. "Took you long enough" Illuso came out from a mirror close to drip drop and sighed "Do you want us to save you or not?" She sighed. "Yeah" "Then don't sass us." He went back into the mirror and to the other team members.

Secco attempted to attack but ghiaccio froze him to the floor. Cioccolata tried next but was clocked the fuck out by Sorbet, rightfully so considering how dirty he and gelato were done canonically. Drawn sighed and got up walking over to Cioccolatta who was on the floor and started curbstomping his dick repeatedly. Formaggio laughed and started to join in, kicking the shit out of the writhing man.

Pesci watched in relief and horror as the duo beat the shit out of the kinky doctor. He looked to his older brother figure. "Hey Prosciutto, we should all get outta here, right?" Prosciutto stared at the two and looked around the room. He opened a mini fridge the horny bastard had in the office, found a bottle of wine and chugged down a little bit of it. He put it on the surgical table and began to join in, curbstomping the utter shit out of Cioccolata as everyone watched in either horror (pesci) or enjoyment (literally everyone else). After over a minute of punting kinky doctor man and sorbet and gelato making secco watch, Dream, Formaggio, and Prosciutto were pulled away from the unconscious Cioccolata. Risotto picked Drown up and looked into her eyes.

Dwamp looked back at him and they stared at each other for a hot minute, pesci dying over how Risotto's hat kept jingling.