A/N : This is gonna be semi-platonic and semi-romantic, because why the hell not.
Sands: Is something burning?
Iantis, nervously: Just my love for you.
Sands: Iantis, the toaster is on fire.
Sands: Our can opener is broken.
Iantis: So does that make it a 'can't opener?'
Sands: Why the hell am I dating you?
Sands: I need you to look straight into my eyes.
Iantis: You know I can't look into those eyes and be straight.
Iantis: You have something many wish to have and it's here. *points to his chest*
Sands: My nipples???
Iantis: YOUR HEART YOU FUCK!
Iantis: Sometimes I feel like dying for you.
Sands, casually: Good for you.
Sands: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired. I'll be fine.
Iantis: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms—er, arm... so I can feel whole again.
Sands: Oh. Well. Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Iantis: Is it working?
Hinalea: I need attention or I'll die.
Lato: *sighs and wraps an arm around her while reading*
Iantis, after witnessing this: Sands... I need attention or I'll die.
Sands, pouring himself an alcoholic beverage: Then die.
Iantis, after two years of dating: I love you.
Sands: He said it as a courtesy.
Iantis: So, Sands, what's your type?
Sands: Handsome, wears sunglasses all the time, missing an arm, smokes, dumb and funny.
Iantis: Huh, that sounds a lot like me, too bad I'm not a girl.
Sands: Did I mention dumb?
Iantis: Yeah.
Sands: Just making sure.
Iantis, flopping onto Sands's lap: Tell me I'm pretty.
Sands, lovingly and threateningly: Pretty fucking annoying is what you are.
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