Nine: That's one of my biggest fears.
Iantis: What is?
Nine: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...
Sands: Would you eat yourself?
Nine: No doubt about it.
Nine: I saw that my two siblings Atlas and Deus were hugging each other.
Nine: And then I looked closely. They were actually choking each other. Well, that makes more sense.
A Random Scientist: Hades, Nine said a swear word during testing.
Hades: I'll talk to him about it.
*later*
Hades: What the fuck, Nine?
Fyra: I made a marshmallow clone of you, Deus. His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Deus, visibly choked up: W-whatever.
Sands, pushing through a crowd: Step aside, filthy bastards!
Iantis, right behind him: He means no offense! I'm certain you all bathe regularly.
Nine: Hey Atlas, can I take you to my therapist next week?
Atlas: ... Why?
Nine: He thinks I'm making you and all of your issues up.
Atlas: I trust Nine.
Iantis: You think he knows what he's doing?
Atlas: ... I wouldn't go that far.
Atlas: I don't have any friends, and it would be better that way.
Nine: Bold words coming from someone within hugging range.
Nine: When I was a child, there was a man who lived in a box by the dump who told me he was God.
Sands: How old were you when you realized he was just a crazy old homeless man?
Nine: Please don't talk about God that way.
Nine: I'm so fucking pissed off, I just realized they're called pancakes because they're cakes you make in a frying pan. Fuck english.
Sands: Waterfall.
Nine: Oh my fucking god, I'm furious.
Iantis: It's been an awful, terrible, no good week. But listening to Sands convince Nine last night that J. R. R. Tolkien's real name was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.
Nine: I hate it when people are like, "so tell me about yourself."
Nine: What do you wanna know? Like, my favorite color or my psychological distress? Let's be more specific.
Iantis: *choking*
Nine: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Sands: Just turn it upside down and use the 6.
Nine: Genius!
Iantis, stops choking momentarily: Okay, what the fuck??
Iantis, nervously: So, uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Sands: I like to have dinner every night.
Lato: Iantis always has a healthy and organic snack on hand whenever we need them.
Atlas: That's cool. Nine eats candy off of the floor.
Nine: Physically I could fight a bird.
Nine: But mentally?
Nine: Imagine the toll..
Viis: I have decided to stop drinking for good.
Viis: I have instead started drinking for evil.
Atlas: So, how are we gonna get in?
Iantis: Don't worry, we have our abilities.
Iantis: *bribes their way onto the guest list*
Iantis, dramatically: I'm dying!
Sands: So is the Earth. You're not special.
Iantis: We were both wrong.
Sands: Yes, but more importantly, you were wrong.
Nine: I could never be a vegetarian, I love meat too much. I'm basically a meatitarian!
Atlas: ... You mean a carnivore?
Nine: Yeah, that!
Atlas: ... Nine, why are your shoes wet?
Nine: There was a puddle.
Atlas: Why did you step in it?
Nine: It was a puddle!
Sands: Are we doing anything today?
Iantis: Let's see... I have plans for a picnic at the park so we all spend some time together as a friend group!
Sands: I meant anything that matters.
Nine: When everything is over and I own a farm, you can take care of all the horses, and then you'll live.
Atlas: Are- Are you saying I'll die otherwise??
Nine: Yeah! It wasn't supposed to be a threat though.
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