Now, let me introduce to you the concept of quantum mechanics. Remember, the string theory revolves around the very, very large—god has a thick neck and grandma is gonna make sure it’s warm. But what is her yarn made of? That’s where quantum mechanics comes in to play!
In simple terms, quantum mechanics involves little teeny tiny units of Scott Bakula who intertwine and make up the physical, the non-physical (think light and such), and generally influence events through weird 80’s technology that makes no sense to anyone. Scott Bakula does some crazy shit, too; he can make particles talk to each other instantaneously, no matter how far apart they are. As you may or may not know, this fact really pisses Einstein off because it shouldn’t be possible under his theory of relativity (the whole cosmic speed limit of thing).
Because of Bakula’s rule-breaking persona, there are dorks think that we are really just living in a giant hologram being projected from a 2-dimensional universe where there is no such thing as gravity. Our universe’s behavior is simply a result of everything we know and love potentially being as real as Madonna’s British accent. The good news and the bad news: We may be real, but we are actually 2-dimensional, and we are really just a bunch of Scott Bakulas making out with each other on the edges of our universe. You can decide what’s good news and what’s bad news.
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