I Rant

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Percy POV:

I jumped. I looked down. It sure was a long way down. I was tired of their jokes. Lightning struck me and I reappeared right outside my tent. And guess what I saw. A bunch of displeased but smiling hunters walking out from behind my tent. They smirked at me and walked away. I sensed that something was wrong. There had to be a trap in the tent. I had enough. If there was a trap in the tent, I was blasting it to pieces then blasting the hunters to pieces. The odds of that were almost a 100%. I sighed and walked in. Nothing happened. I smiled. I really wasn't in the mood for any of their stupid traps. I made dinner, had dinner, washed up the remainder of dinner. I noticed Artemis walking over. I washed the last plate and turned towards Artemis.

 She had softened up to me and I got to know that if you move past the cold exterior, she was just like a normal 18 year old girl. She glanced at the finished dishes. "So, it looks like you're getting used to this stuff. My hunters giving you any trouble?" I cringed mentally. Trouble? I got nothing except for trouble. I smiled and said, "None milady, none." She seemed... well, I couldn't put my finger on it. It was somewhere around over happy. I suddenly understood. "Did you get a new hunter milady?" She pouted and said, "Hmph. Yeah I got a new hunter." She looked cute while she pouted. I really shouldn't be thinking like this. She is a maiden goddess and she will turn me into a bunny, roast me and eat me for lunch if I approach her. Mentally, World War III was taking place in my mind. I must have looked like I was a robot because she started waving her hand in front of my face. I blinked a few times and said, "I'm sorry, what did you say?" I must have accidently used my strongest power. If it worked against people who hated me, I'm pretty sure I could have Kronos, Nyx, Tarturus and Gaia taking care of my every need. Behold!!!... my baby seal stare.

To her credit she kept a straight face. For 2 seconds. Then the corners of her lips started twitching. The next second she was on ROFL mode for the next 20 minutes. The hunters came running in during her laughing and after she told them the reason and tried to imitate my stare the hunters started going into ROFL mode too. I'm pretty sure they did it just to spite me. I found it funny when Artemis was laughing and I even thought she looked B-E-A-utiful but when she tried to imitate me and sent the hunters into fits... I was not amused. I was the only one allowed to use my stare. I copyrighted it. Fakes were not allowed. I frowned and waited until they started picking themselves off the ground. I let out a exaggerated sigh and said, "If you all have finished laughing, I'm going to go to my tent. I looked at Artemis one more time then unfolded my wings and took off.

I landed just outside my tent. There was something green flickering inside. I frowned. What the hell was in my tent? I slowly uncapped Riptide and stepped forward. Immediately fire burst out from the right side of my tent. Greek fire. "Oh no oh no oh SHIT I WILL KILL YOU AND GIVE YOUR CARCASSES TO CEREBERUS HUNTERS!" Every one of my stuff was in there.My guitar, my photos of camp, my clothes and the only photo I had of my dead mother. I waded into the fire. I pulled out the burning photo of my mom and looked at her one last time before she turned to ash.

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