Twelve Days Of Joker [Discontinued]

Two Faces of Harvey!

Happy new year! Sorry this took so long XD got caught up drawing batjokes. (Let me know if you wanna see my style changing fanart cause it's basically sitting in a folder ) But it's here and its amazing! I'll try and update this more I have the ideas for it all just typing it out is another story~ (BADDA CH!) Love me a good pun!

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With a flip of a coin anything can happen, like winning a court case or getting that piece of kernel out of your teeth. Yup anything can happen...That is why when I got the match notification after the span of several months of setting up an account, I could not help but respond to the lovely lady named Rachel Dawes. Setting a time and date was no problem, the problem was getting ready for said date.

Sighing, I decided to pick out an outfit. Normal ...or different? Maybe Ed could help...With a quick speed dial to Riddler and a few rings he answered. "Riddle me this-" Oh no not one of his stupid riddles.... "Edward I'm not in the mood, I need help on how to look good." A long pause indued till he broke it "Harvey I mean this in the nicest way...But what do you mean by look good?" I could have gone on a long rant about how insensitive that comment was and the injustice on his part of the case. But considering The Joker has made worse comments I let it slide.

"I'm going on a date and I want to impress Rachel." Was my simple reply, Riddler's 'Oh' then silence slowly suffocated me, till he spoke up of course. His 'suggestion' left me gawking at his contact picture for a good ten minutes. "Harvey I may be smart and clever..." I really wanted to say 'until batman shows you up' but resigned for the simple 'mhm' "But what you need to seek is a man with a crazy smile..." Everything else he said was white noise as I dreaded what he was getting at. "Joker? You want me. To talk to The Joker?!" Riddler's exasperated sigh only brought more misery "Listen Harv, he's crazy, unpredictable even! But he made a freaking psychiatrist into a damn criminal!"

I couldn't help but scoff at his justifiable reasons "Please Ed the only reason she turned rogue was because she loved him! He did nothing but sit back and laugh at Quinn." He was quick to rebut "Okay, okay... But he made Bruce Wayne jealous!" Pinching the bridge of my nose I reluctantly ask, "How the hell did he make Bruce Wayne Jealous?!" More silence follows that is till a longer sigh before the last dripped out of the speaker "I may hate the guy Harvey, But I have to give him some credit. The man knows what he's doing..." Joker. Knows what he is doing. The clown prince of crime? The harlequin of hate, the ace of knaves?! Knows what he is doing!?"Ed, they call him the jester of genocide for a reason...." Some shuffling is heard as Riddler yells out 'Hey!' next thing I know a very familiar accent is heard

"Listen Harvey! Me and Edward are on date night, so get yer damn problem solved before I go over there and shove this umbrella so far up your-"

-Beeeeep-

Okay new plan, who else has style but does not drive me completely bonkers as them.... Bane? But he is more brute than style...Maybe Scarecrow? Four rings in till he finally answers "Harvey, what's up?" his demonic voice still throws me off "Hey Jonathan, not much...What about you?" Screams of bloody murder along with the faint yell of 'get it off me' tells me exactly what he is up to. "Well, I'm taking this new compound and-" More screaming follows before he can finish "Listen Harv I got to go, Batman will be here any minute and-" I cut him off "No it's okay...Uh, go get that vigilante!" We share a moment of awkward laughter till the soft beep resonates.

That...WAS SO AWKWARD! Maybe good old fashioned Mad Hatter? Five rings and then a voice mail "Can't answer in wonderland but remember the rabbit is in the hole!" Real classy Tetch...

Wait a minute why haven't I thought of him sooner!

"Basil! My man, it's been awhile." It is so quiet I swear there are crickets. "Two-face...after weeks of silence you decide now! To patch things up?!" Shoot! What did I do to him? "Hey now Basil, we can work something out. I mean we both have the word 'face' in our criminal names" He practically seethed out "You stole the face thing from me! Now everyone just associates face with you! No one ever thinks how I am?! Might as well put me in with the forgettables, like Polka dot man, and fucking Condiment King!" Oh boy... "Hey, Condiment King makes the best burgers though! So, He's not as forgettable..." a loud scream and then another soft beep.

That could have gone better...What time is it? Looking down at my watch the number 4:50 blinks profusely well that just leaves me with three hours to get ready...And the only person I know who can get ready in that small amount of time is .... Dare I even say?

The Joker

A small pep talk in the mirror and I dial the clown's number, he answers my call almost immediately. "Ah~ Harvey! It's been a while, you must be desperate for a facial" abrupt bone chilling laughter ran through my skull "Joker-" he shushes me before announcing every so curtly "Please Harv we've known each other for so long call me Mr. J" This clown.... Forcing the words out was like choking on a sip of water "Mr. J.... I need your assistance....I have a date-" Loud giggling erupted catching me off guard for a split second but that's all he needs to interrupt "A date?~ Why Mr. Lawyer pants color me impressed! What is the Broads name? Betty? Lucy? Rachel..." My blood ran cold as I stuttered the question "H-How d-did you know?" Fits of laughter followed till he finally answered, "Oh don't get your panties in a twist Harv I was simply playing around~ Besides I hacked your dating account and saw the match your reaction only made things clearer."

His simple mind games can have you in relief or in eternal anguish, he strikes up a deal "Ya know what Harvey Just for being a good old sport I'll help you out! But in exchange you owe me a favor~" he sang the last part. Too bad for him I do not do 'favors' especially ones with The Joker, every known villain in Gotham knows not to owe favors towards the clown. Those who do are either found in a ditch or are killed in the most miraculous way.

"I maybe desperate but I'm not stupid" next thing I know his whole mood and tone changes alarmingly Fast "Deal.... Or No Deal?" Pondering on the matter was no option as the words left my mouth "Deal."

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When Joker finally arrived, his entrance was made by breaking my apartment door, he scans the place till he stalks off into the bedroom. Before I can follow him, Harley comes rushing in with labeled boxes with the words 'Candles and roses, In the mood/kinks, and dinner prep' I can only imagine what they have in store. Lost in the chaos of it all, Joker's threat being whispered in my ear 'Don't forget...' seemed far good enough to break my trace. His sharp turn of the heel and a snap of his fingers brings all his goons crowding in. "Listen up boys! My dear friend Harvey needs this place looking good along with his two- selves, he has an important date after all~" more laughter is followed. An hour and a half were more than what I needed with Joker chilling on my couch along with his presence, when Harley was finally done doing who knows what in the kitchen. He finally left his words echoed through my head for a good minute 'Don't forget' Like in hell I would ever forget!

A soft knock broke my fit of rage and was replaced with nervousness, when I finally opened the door a beautiful brunette stood in my doorway. Her hair was up, and delicate strands seemed to be tucked away neatly as her manicured nails clutched to a teal purse matching her long sequin dress showing off her curves in all the right ways. Her brilliant blue eyes darted every way till landing on me, my breath caught in my throat as half her face was scared too. Her shy glossy smile gave me butterflies, stepping to the side I invited her in.

Santa did listen to what I wished for...

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Ah~ Harvey finding love XD

My idea was having Rachel Dawes from (Batman the dark knight) survive an accident and then gets killed by the Joker since Harvey never re-payed the favor.

Makes it more heart breaking xD

Feel free to comment your thoughts and vote because why not?!