Twelve Days Of Joker [Discontinued]

Four Poison Ivys

Hey long wait but here it is lol

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The sound of glass shattering caught my attention, narrowing my eyes. I questioned the dandelion. "What was that?" He shrugged his shoulders before absently whistling, my jaw tightened as he smiled. There is no halo for you even if you tried...

His wordplay started and I fell for it.

"Ya now red, you seem stressed. You know what makes me feel better on my stressful days? A nice glass of wine accompanied by a nice bowl of salad."

"Get out. I'm done listening to a useless weed!" I was about to throw his ass out satisfied with having the last word, but he piped up again stopping me in my tracks. "Useless weed?! Why my dear don't weeds extend and destroy what is there?" his cackling irked me more than his incompetence. Turning on my heels I stomp towards the smiling maniac "Good thing I always kill the treacherous weeds that threaten my domain." He frowns and before he can say another word, I have my vines throw him out onto the lit streets of Gotham.

Harley Quinn will be mine Joker.

I quickly thank my faithful vines for bringing justice to our gardens once more, before going toward the pot of my brewing toxin. Now where did I place that ladle again?

----Two days later---

I was talking with Harley on the phone while adding the final touches to the mistletoe.

"Yah know Red, Mistah J's been grumbly lately."

"He has?" Must be holding a grudge on my vine kicking his ass out.

"Yeah, when I ask him what's wrong, he just mutters somthin like 'you wouldn't get it...' He even went as far as shootin one of the guys!" I try covering my snickers but when I hear Harley's blabbering fits of small giggles come loose "I think his name was George....Hey red I'm pouring my heart out and your giggles are not comforting! Are you even takin this seriously?!"

"Sorry Harls, I appreciate you telling me all this. That's why I got a present for you~" She was quick to shout.

"I can't wait to see whatcha got me Red! Oh, I still gotta finish my story! Anyway, he bought puddin his favorite salad! You'd think he'd be fine, but he was just straight up 'pop! pop!' no warnin nothin!" The scoundrel ordering salad but at least he's not over the fact that I bested him.

"Say Harley is it alright with you if I come over?"

"Well gee I don't know Red..."

"What if I bring the present?"

"I mean...I'm sure Mistah J wouldn't be to upset..."

"Okay I'll see you in a bit Harley."

-Click-

Grabbing my lucky venous trap and rose budded keys, I make my way to the solar activated flower car. Hopefully the car was charged long enough...tossing the gift in the back seat then hopping in the car, my heart pumped, and I can only hope that she will love it

--------------One car out of battery later------------------------

"Yes, bane I tried that already!" Fifteen minutes in and the brute is already getting on my nerves.

"Well try using your leaf powers on it?" a gruff voice said on the other end.

Pinching the bridge of my nose I state "They are not leaf powers Bane..."

"Well, I don't know, I'm trying to get toxins. Call someone else."

-Click-

"Great! Simply great!" Tapping my foot, I notice something slither in my peripheral vision. Shrugging it off I start walking towards Harley's hideout.

-----One painstaking long walk later----

"Red!" Harley greeted pulling me into a tight hug. "where's the surprise!" she said practically bouncing.

"Calm down it's right here" Pulling the present out I open the box beaming in delight waiting for her praise.

"uh..Hey red? Is the box supposed tah be empty?" she inquired looking between the box and me. Shouts of laughter was heard in another room and I felt my cheek heat up "No...But-"

"Whoa! What?!" Harley exclaimed looking up, following her gaze my heart plummeting at what I saw. A 15-foot tall mistletoe monster causing destruction.

"Wait a second.... This is my present! Oh, ivy yah didn't have tah create a giant monster to get my attention!" with that she kissed my cheek sweetly before skipping outside into the chaotic world.

"Merry Christmas Harley..." I whispered to myself.

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I swear this whole thing will be done by Christmas....But that's because I have to get into a certain mind frame/writing style ^^;

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