Lesbian Crush x Reader One-Shots

♡ Bonnie and Clyde ♡

(This story contains guns and death! Viewer discretion is advised.)

Me and C/N were hardcore. A lot of people referred to us as Bonnie and Clyde, because of our badass nature and how, little do they know, we do crime like them. I suppose, however, we were more like Bonnie and Bonnie, since we are both girls. Tonight, me and C/N were going to do the hardest, and most badass crime we've done yet. We were going to rob a bank. 

C/N was really invested in this, with her planning and how enthusiastic she was about doing it and doing it right.

"Are you prepared for this, Y/N?" 

"As prepared as I'll ever be, my darling."

"Well you need to be even more prepared than that, because tonight is not going to be the night I get caught. And let me tell you, if you set off an alarm, I will leave your ass there."

"Aw, C/N. You wouldn't do that to me. You love me too much, after all."

"Then you better be two steps ahead of me. Because I am not failing tonight."

Do you see what I mean? 

We used our friend, C/B/F, as our getaway driver, and our friend Y/B/F as the lookout. We were as prepared as ever.

So, why did we get caught?

We were pulling up, putting our masks on, ready to do this right. We pulled our guns out, back to back like we were truly out of a true crime show. 

"Put your fucking hands up! You heard me!" 

She was so hot when she was committing crimes.

We got out of there with two huge bags filled with 3 million dollars. We were all set to go, when the police were already waiting for us outside. "How?!" C/N was yelling. "We had everything planned out! This is impossible!" 

"Drop the bags and surrender! We know who you are and we are not afraid to shoot you right here and now if you move an INCH!"

"Looks like our reputation proceeds us, C/N." 

"This is not the time for that, Y/N!" At that moment, she grabbed a hostage from the ground of the bank and put a gun to their head. "Let us go or I will shoot this man right here and now."

He begged for his life, while I just smiled at my dear C/N. I was so proud of her in this moment.

"Put the man down, or we will be forced to cease fire." One police officer yelled.

"I mean it! I'll fucking shoot him! Get back into your stupid police cars and go get some donuts or something! Just forget all about us!"

Me and C/N have killed people before, so this was not a new threat to us. Robbing a bank was only special, because this was the most guarded bank in all of (insert your town or city name)

A police officer shot her in the leg. She screamed out and dropped the man she was holding in response, and in doing to the police ran over to us as fast as they could and pinned us to the ground, cuffing us.

Almost just as fast, I was locked into a jail cell, separated from the love of my life.

"I can't believe this happened, Y/N. This couldn't have been accidental."

"What do you think happened then?" I asked her.

"I think maybe this was an inside job."

"You think... C/B/F or Y/B/F ratted us out?"

"Precisely." She declared.  I couldn't help but understand where she was coming from. She had this planned down to a T. This could not have been a coincidence.

"You know what I think?" I asked her. "I think once we get out of here, we kill whoever ratted us out." I smiled deviously. She smiled back. "We're breaking out of here."

~le time skip~

A few hours later, and 2 rusty spoons later, we still hadn't gotten out of there. "I don't think this was a very good idea." She said.

"I agree, these spoons aren't digging like they do in the movies."

"Just because we are the lesbian version of Bonnie and Clyde doesn't mean we are in a movie, Y/N."

I sighed in defeat. "We'll never get out of here alive!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Well, if you haven't noticed, we are locked in a room with policemen on the other side of that door."

"Can I have your hair pins?"

"What? No!"

"Thank you. I'll take those. Got any gum? How about a compact?"

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you're trying to make a bomb from fertilizer."

"Why? You got some?"

A few minutes passed. I hid her with my body as she situated her things, and stuck them to the wall. "Are you ready to get the fuck out of here, Y/N?"  She asked. I smiled in response. Then, she pressed a button and the whole wall blew up before our eyes. The impact of the explosion had bent the bars, so I could dip down into her bunk, and we could both escape.

"Hey! Get back here!" We heard someone yell. We both jumped and ran as fast as we could out of there. 

"This has to be a dream, C/N, because I cannot express how happy I am to be with you right now." I said to her. She looked back at me and smiled, as we ran faster. Lights flashed and sirens blared, but we didn't care. We just wanted to get out of there. Once we reached the secret hideout, we came face to face with Y/B/F and C/B/F. They were sitting at the table, eating dinner, all casual like nothing had happened.

C/N took out her gun. "Alright." She started. "Now tell me, so you don't both get shot. Who the FUCK. Ratted us out." Her eyes glowed like the devil's, and her expression showed such hatred that it was turning you on a little bit.

C/B/F stood up and declared. "It was me. I wanted some fame and action. I'm truly sorry, C/N." C/N smiled at him. "Awe, it's okay."

"Really?"

"No." She said, and shot him dead.

Y/B/F screamed. 

I smiled at my lovely C/N. "That was a beautiful work of art, C/N." I said to her.

"Thank you, my love."

We kissed, and that was that.

♡End♡