the coconut nut is a giant nut 🥵
2:00amsamusamu
y/nbadbitch
whatsamusamu
how long are the teams training together there?prettypegasus
damn samu asking the serious questionsbadbitch
why do you asksamusamu
just answer the fucking questionbadbitch
boi–five days
anus
lucky fuckersprettypegasus
curse my parents for birthing me in hyogosamusamu
brb trying to build an airplanebadbitch
do you even know how to build an airplane 👽samusamu
no duhbadbitch
rightomiomi
it's two in the fucking morning you mfsbadbitch
and?anus
obviously sakusa, we have a clock y'knowprettypegasus
the party pooper is here 😒omiomi
that's it, im leavingprettypegasus
NO I WAS KIDDINGTHiS DuDE
CAN'T TAKE A JOKE haha
omiomi
i will sucker punch you in the gut, atsumu miyabadbitch
not the full name ✋samusamu
not the violence ✋anus
^ capsamu y'all literally don't go a day without almost murdering each other
badbitch
tea 🍵samusamu
i meanyou're not wrong
prettypegasus
YOU ARE READING
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