the coconut nut is a giant nut 🥵
2:00am
samusamu
y/n
badbitch
what
samusamu
how long are the teams training together there?
prettypegasus
damn samu asking the serious questions
badbitch
why do you ask
samusamu
just answer the fucking question
badbitch
boi–
five days
anus
lucky fuckers
prettypegasus
curse my parents for birthing me in hyogo
samusamu
brb trying to build an airplane
badbitch
do you even know how to build an airplane 👽
samusamu
no duh
badbitch
right
omiomi
it's two in the fucking morning you mfs
badbitch
and?
anus
obviously sakusa, we have a clock y'know
prettypegasus
the party pooper is here 😒
omiomi
that's it, im leaving
prettypegasus
NO I WAS KIDDING
THiS DuDE
CAN'T TAKE A JOKE haha
omiomi
i will sucker punch you in the gut, atsumu miya
badbitch
not the full name ✋
samusamu
not the violence ✋
anus
^ cap
samu y'all literally don't go a day without almost murdering each other
badbitch
tea 🍵
samusamu
i mean
you're not wrong
prettypegasus
YOU ARE READING
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